Requiem For A Dream

bday celebration

2010-03-22T16:24:00.004+08:00

ahhhhh its been so long . . .

Bringing Dhiren to see the Christmas decorations @ The Curve

2009-12-11T13:40:00.005+08:00

nice tree uh

As soon as Sushil came back from work, we all got ready and went to the curve to show Dhiren the christmas decorations and also to bring patti somewhere so she will be entertained . . . Dhiren was excited to see the tree but he was more exited to touch it which he couldn't coz the was a sign on the tree saying "caution high voltage, do not touch" well even i dare not touch the decorations, imagine the headlines next day "xmas tres kills boy".

the same tree without light, the decorations are so nice maaan
Grandma chillin by the pond
Dhiren's serious look, or was he shitting? hmm we'll never know
Grandma wanted this photo for her facebook . . .
oh look look there is a ball of light between us, oh wait thats just a lamp
eeeeeeee
i said 1 2 3 and dhiren turned away lol

wooahhh to those things up there

this were the things up there

Dhiren started walking around the water spray thingy in the middle of "The Walk" and he was so interested with the water flowing, then when i took him he pulled me to the wolksvagen showcase and stopped for a moment and then looked at me and said "CAR !!" then he continued walking right down to the road where i had to grab him and carry him back to the xmas decorations . . . his so darn cute sometimes you know . . . then we went inside the curve to see the other decorations and this are some of the pics

look at my sexy shoulder

yeahhh my sexy shoulder
okay lets go
okay lets go already
stairs stairs carefull
look at my new jeans pampers~
my favorite yogurt
yummy
facial

Trip to Aunty Jane & Uncle Ben's house

2009-12-11T03:43:00.007+08:00

We got invited for a dinner at Unc Ben and Aunty Jane's new house . . . it was about 45 minutes from Damansara Perdana but we (Dr. Sushil Kumar) got lost for about 2 hours and Dhiren was screaming his lungs off when my mum (Rita) tried to take him and Melissa and Esther was arguing behind and My grandma didnt want to give space for melissa to sit so it was such a tensed up trip and i tot Sush or mum might blow . . . finally we called uncle Ben and he said he'll come get us from some medical center. In about 10 minutes Uncle Ben arrived with his bike "vrooom" and led us to the awesome house. Well you can say that 70% of the ground floor is doors . . . the is a koi pond on the right and a swimming pool on the left both equuiped with three 500kg rocks from bali.
These are the rocks 500kg each swt -.-"

We supposed to be there after 7 but we arrived somewat around 9.30pm and we talked for awhile while the adults was having been, dry gin & ribena and so on . . . finally time for dinner, the food was awesome.

After dinner we went to see the whole house from the kitchen to the bedrooms . . . and then we drank some beer and took some photos and it was time to push off as mum and sista's was leaving for sandakan the next day . . . uncle Ben's sister led us to the highway then we found our way home in about 40 minutes and we all took the choice of hugging our beds 1st.

the koi pond~
wei senang diri la
nothing nice here
awesome tree that uncle Ben decorated himself
ohh its melo
oh a cat, lets follow it
meeeeoo-
neeeeeoooo-
neeeem-
NEMO ! sorry he wouldn't stay still

group photo
aunties and grandmas group photo lol joking joking don't kill me
Patti

The Family outing

2009-12-10T20:13:00.008+08:00

First im gonna say sorry again for not updating my blog as i was busy entertaining my sisters . . . "what lies i tell these days" sorry i was just lazy. . .

I had an outstanding week at KL ! well mainly because my mum and sisters was down and also because of my unc & aunt and my cute little Dhiren boy who keeps on saying "ngeeeekkk" "uh uh uh" and "waaaaaannnggggg". Had a blast going out with my two sisters and which was often mistaken as my girlfriends -.-" swt betul . . . after shopping for their Roxy bags we went to coffee bean to drink and Esther said "woaah so this is Starbucks" and we all had a good laugh. Despite the long shopping they till fought over something at home and Esther cried T_T. We then had my cousins wedding which i kinda screwed up due to lacking of tamil understanding and the loud music

Priest: take that white stuff and put it on the groom's head
Dev's Actions : took the white stuff and put it on his own head

Priest: Take the white stuff and put it on his neck
Dev's Actions : took the white stuff and put it on his own neck

Priest: shakes head and tells dev to use his right hand to put the white stuff on
the groom

Dev's Actions : put the white stuff on his hand

Well i then sorted out the mistakes but still made a few mistakes and then we all was laughing mad in the car on the way home.

Had to rush back the following day because of my multimedia mid-term and then came back to KL in 2 days to spend time with my sisters and send them off to the airport.
Some of the pics from our outings . . .

drip drip the chocolates dropping
This is Chocolate lounge, for all you Sandakarians this where chocolate rain got its idea

Sister and Brother conversation

Yawn Yawn
Woahh
Home town station actually
My little sister Esther
Mum and Grandma
Sushil and Patti
eeeee just woke up face
Melo and Dhiren
My cousin who is now married
Heyyyy
Stawberries and marmallows, what am i typing, you all have eyes
Mum and pissed off melo
Sorry i was getting for the charlie Chaplin show
Strawberry with chocolate drip drip yummm~
My aunt and melo

2009-11-10T02:37:00.003+08:00

So sorry for not updating my blog, was busy with assignments . . . so we had a BBQ just among the family members of house 148 and as you can see Kenny here has a face clearly sending a message that if ur not invited what on earth are you doing here. Well so we had a BBQ, a very small one . . . we was, opps i mean Wui Lun and Ian prepared the stuff while i was sleeping and accidental when i woke up i ate the sausage which was not meant to be eaten . . . so sorry about that.We had chicken cocktails, chicken balls, sausages and ofcoz CHEESE to put on every ball out there, bread with the garlic sambal chili sauce . . . darn I'm already getting hungry. We had a fun time with lots of laughing and playing, we played baseball outside our house with a chicken ball and a coke bottle . . . that was exhausting, in Ian's words "one year of exercise" hahahaha so we was 2 tired but we ended up going to our favorite mamak stall for yamcha and when we came back oh my gosh the 2 people were playing badminton, yup Kenny and Carmen was playing badminton . . . i wonder where they got the energy from. This are some of the photos . . .
The face i was talking about earlier

Ian's orders was "dig my nose and feed me some balls"
chong and kuoky, nothing going on here -.-
Mojo doesn't wanna eat Alpo, he smells AYAMAS!!
Chicken Cocktails in a bowl, what a suprise
Ayams is doing a good job advertising carmen over here . . .
Kenny, Lun & Ian roasting their balls

We moved on and the next day we watched "Year 1" a very stupid but funny comedy about the old times when Kenny came and gave us a box of strawberry's to eat, we ate a bit and left the rest on the table . . . as time passes strawberry's died we'll we found out that after looking at these little berries
1st day, starting to get distorted
okay they're growing fur
ohh look, they've turned into rambutans~

Cleaning my room

2009-10-29T19:54:00.005+08:00

Since I've got nothing much to do, I've decided to clean my messy room which i havent done since i got back from Sabah. Well these are some pics of my the room full of mess

And these is after 1 hour of cleaning and sweating . . .

Ahhh finally the room is clean, now i can sleep in peace and not worry of waking up with a spider next to me. Omg, we've honned too much these past few days, were going hon crazy cause we want to increase our PSR so that we will be acknowledged in the server. Well most of the time were wining the matches but when we lose its really frustrating especially for me cause it drops my psr way way down like the economy.

Hmmmm i think i might go watch family guy season 8 before sleeping

My weekend

2009-10-26T08:05:00.012+08:00

Went to KL this weekend to buy some stuff needed for the wedding as well as to celebrate my uncles birthday. When to the gym with Dhiren on Saturday morning where he didn't want to follow the gym routine and played himself which he always does. Later we went for breakfast before my unc and aunt dropped me at plaza hartamas to meet my cousin. Well i got a bit lost in hartasmas as well as my cousin and then we found our way and off for shopping. We went to some place, masjid india or something like dat. We picked a gold ring from Madrass Jewelers for me, well its for the groom to present to me as a token of appreciation. Then we went to buy the jippa for me to wear and after trying out a few I've decided with this one cause it looked like Rajinikanth.

I look indian rite?

Well after buying the jippa we headed home as my aunty had already prepared lunch for us "Dev only comes once in a year so today i'll cook something special" So she cooked tomato rice with chicken curry, oh gosh i ate like a pig that afternoon. Later they had to go choose their gown and suit so i headed back to Damansara. We had a dinner at 7pm so i when to take a short nap. When i woke up it was time to play with DHIREN !!

Then we were off to dinner, had lots of delicious food including some duck skin wrapped with wantan i think which was totally awesome. Then it came the time to sing happy birthday and to cut the bday cake. The cake was non other than the durian cheese cake that we all love, well at least me and aunty pat.

Aunty Junie and Uncle Patrick
Durian Cheese cake

The slice that made me sick

Then we headed home, and went to bed early cause we wanted to take grandma to the 8am service in St.Mary's.
Grandma eating her bread butter jam for breakfast.

I on the other hand got up with very bad soar throat, but we still went to church . . . was so sick that i wore my slippers to church (omg dad will kill me) and only realized it when i took holy communion . . . what a shame. Well after chuch we was waiting for mama to bring the car and Dhiren started to hit grandma for no reason lol

Grrrrr
Huh where did she go?
Common let me at herrr

After church we went to visit an old old friend, Mr.Gannabatthi(i can't spell it) and grandma was so happy to see them as well as aunty. Dhiren was very cranky so he went outside to play with the dog named Neelo.

After that we went to "tapau" lunch, we had indian food cause that is the only thing my grandma eats, well then i had a nap so that i can sleep off the soar throat. Woke up at 3pm with the same soar throat and tried calling for a cab but there was none so i had to wake my uncle to send me. Well before we left i still had time to play with dhiren

I'm back

2009-10-23T02:12:00.002+08:00

the good old days of updating my blog will be coming back once I've figured out how to use and upload photos from my new gadget

Aaaa Peace

2009-08-08T15:54:00.002+08:00

The good old days worrying about the bitch's report is over ! We rushed like mad in order to make it perfect, 3 days of sleepless nights to finish the report and we went in the rain to print it and to pass it up. Now its time to party

Well haven't being uploading my blog for the pass few days cause assignments caught a hold of me and also because Jason Tong was back in Kampar again. Actually i wanted to go to KL this weekends but because of some tiny issues we decided to stay back as Tong was leaving the next day, so spend the next day with him before he goes. Nothing else much happened this week . . . maybe next week would be funner

My toe lost a chunk of meet

2009-08-06T03:02:00.002+08:00

Was talking to Kenny when i hit my toe against the edge of my bed, ouch it hurt but i continued walking taking 2 steps before realizing that my leg was bleeding and suddenly the pain kicked in, well this is the results after washing it and pulling out the hanging piece of meat . . . Sadly it still hurts until now

going a day without sleeping

2009-07-31T20:31:00.002+08:00

Wow its friday already and I'm still suck in wednesday, cant believe time passes so fast and my "shu qi" is yet to be finished. Well i have to do it tonight but i think i have to rest my brain, have been awake since yesterday, assignments and a 8am class kept me from my bed.

Went to class and dragged myself around campus and then we had a replacement class, oh my that was the worst. And just speaking of a sucky day I LOST MY PENDRIVE !!! ahh darn i went to kakabo to print some documents and i left it there, went back today to ask the guy if he saw it and he said "Nope, but got a 8gb pendrive, issit urs?" surely not because mine is only 4gb, haaiz i loved that pendrive.

So freaking tired, the vessels in my eyes are about to pop out but i haven't gone to bed, mafia wars, ghost hunters, msn, they keep me awake but not for long.

My Study Trip To KL

2009-07-28T16:54:00.005+08:00

I was trying to imitate the guy on the poster, FAILURE

Tiring weekend as we had to go to KL with our classmates for a study trip to the art museum, KLCC and then to the central market. I was very tired and was feeling sick so was Navin cause both of us went for Caroline's B'day party the night before. The bus was going at 90km/h and it was very frustrating cause everyone wanted to reach KL. We reached around 12pm and headed to the art gallery, We(kuan,lun,kenny,pravin) walked around looking at the beautiful paintings and sculptures. We then walked out and saw a signboard which says "tapai ice cream" and we was like wooah wooah woaah.

were just standing there staring at shit, oh oh wait look at my tummy
I cant remember what i was trying to do in this pic, hmm eat the metal?
Some besi thing made by Raja something, i can't remember sorry
MY shoe, lol i was checking my shoe and Kenny said this is art so Kuan snapped a picture

Me, Kuan, Navin, Lun, James, Kenny Chillin while waiting for the bus

Once we were done we went back down to the bus and off to KLCC. Once we reached KLCC we got down and went looking for Tong, Jason Tong of course who got lost inside, found him and went for lunch at Burger King. Had a little fun at burger king with our king and queen act and then we walked around shopping. Got my mycin from guardian and kuan got his +scar. Pravin and tong got lost again and went smoking outside while navin, kuan, lun, kenny and me walked around looking at stuffs. Soon we had to say our goodbyes as we were leaving for Central market and Tong was heading back to his sisters place and Pravin has this sugar rush shouting "Quatro Quatro, come la miss lets go club at Quatro tonight, look Quatro is just there, lets go to Quatro, Quattro !!"

Was dozing off in the bus when Ms.Leong told us that we have one and a half hours in central market and i was like aaaahhhh noooo i wanna sleeeppp. Walked to central market, saw nothing interesting so we went to secret recipie to have tea, as soon as we finished we saw this shop selling 3D t-shirts and glow in the dark t-shirts so we went in and found lots of cool t-shirts, Kuan got his Michael Jackson, I got my Obama and Lun got his Bruce Less t-shirt. Got in the bus and went straight back to kampar to have a good night's sleep but only after yamcha cause that is one irresistible event.

Shitty Week

2009-07-24T18:24:00.002+08:00

Monday tong left for kl, we all really had some serious fun time at kampar, it almost felt like sandakan with Tong around. Kuan slept over at my house that night as he was so good at leaving his keys at 21st.

Tuesday didn't go for class as my dear Kenny wasn't here and later that night my joints were all aching, for a minute i tot i got chinkukungnya or whatever its called, watched slum dog millionaire with Lun till i fell asleep.

Couldn't wake up on Wednesday morning, have fever and body ache, only woke up in time for Susanne class and on this suffering day another bomb shell was dropped, the minuted we entered her class she asked us to sit in front so we did and then she told Kenny that she wanted to see us (me, lun, kenny, ah b, pravin) and we were wandering why until she told us "this is a bad thing . . . My car was scratch" she accused us of something we didn't do and went on saying that we hate her and she has her own reasons of accusing us. Well i saw the scratch on her and it was pretty bad, well i dont mean to be bad but whoever did it must have a really strong grudge on her. Okay enuf about that, went home and went for dota and owned like usual with Kuan.

On Thursday went for suzans tutorial and again she said "is that why you guys scratch my car?" and we told her "we didn't need to do such a thing, its not us and we don't have any grudge on you, we were late in handing in the assignment and you have all the right not to mark it as it was our fault" and so i hope the accusation stops there. After class we went to sushi king, and then to tesco and then to a station and then we sat up all night talking, Me, Jason, Kenny and Wilbert Wui Lun, we talked about ghost stories until we spooked ourselves out after kenny said there was that juon klak klak klak ghost coming up the stairs, we then moved on to gospel talking and finally ANWAR ! wooo that is went according to wui lun i was so energized, well of course i am because he is my Malaysian Idol, i believe the one person who can make Malaysia a better place is him.

Rain started early on Friday morning to shower the heat away and we couldn't go to class soooooo . . . we slept, woke up at 12.40PM and woke Kenny up, Kenny said "eemmm yeaaah" and i woke lun up and i went back to my room, the next thing i see is wui lun clapping his hands because it already 3pm meaning we slept through our class duh duh such bad bad attitude duh. By the way do the residents of No.148 looks like thugs?

Dhiren in action

2009-07-20T03:56:00.005+08:00

My weekend

2009-07-20T03:26:00.003+08:00

FRIDAY

Rushed to KL to meet up with my lovely cousin which is almost a year old, his so irresistible, his cuteness will drive you crazy. So i and my uncle planned a shorter route instead of going all the way to pudu to get me, i would just get down near the toll and from there he can fetch me. So once i got in the car i noticed that my cousin was very sleepy, he didn't wanna sleep so he had to be put in his car seat as my aunt was on call. On the way my uncle told me that he and his bro had forgotten about the prayers for my grandfather, while driving we saw a temple a decided to do it there. We brought Dhiren to the Curve to see his fishes, well he gets so excited when he sees them. Ate dinner at itallianies, for the 1st time in my life i tried squid, my uncle ordered some fried calamari, after eating it i think that its not that bad. After reaching home around 10pm my uncle got a call from his friend, he then told me we were heading the pub, i was kinda shy cause i didn't know his friends but then i came along. We reached there about 11pm i think and we met Desmond and Valerie, very charming couple and they remind me of my uncle. After drinking a few jugs of drought tiger, along came this indian barrack obama looking loser who went hiting on everyone including Valerie even after she told him she was there with her husband, so pathetic, well at least his got the spirit in him. So finally we called it a night as we had plans for 2moro, so we zoomed back and went to bed.

SATURDAY
Got up early or should i say was waken by my uncle cause we needed to take my cousin for his gym class, cool huh. Got ready and waited for my aunt to take us there, in the gym kids were suppose to sing along and join in with the other groups but my little Dhiren was sitting along like a lazy boy stuck to one toy, and he didn't wanna do any exercise, (sounds like me).

After that we went to Kluang Station to give Dhiren his Egg yolk and my uncle suddenly ate breakfast, he doesn't do it normally well he never eats breakfast. We went home cause another of my uncles friend was visiting, Mr.Arthur. We went home and Arthur came followed by my bro, we had couple of beers and ate lunch. Ahhh the home food, such a long time since i had home cooked food, yum yum my aunt kept adding rice for me cause she said I'm the deprived child LOL. Later followed Charles to the curve to meet sharmayne as my uncle had a dinner at night so i decided to hang out at the curve, met Alfred and his frien who if i remember correctly is "sien", ate dinner at T.G.I and watched Harry Potter and the half-blood prince. Went to Scarlet to meet Vivian for a while and then we went home.

SUNDAY

Got up early, i had some hidden energy that suddenly woke me up at 8.00am, probably my alarm. Well checked my facebook and realized that tuan lam quietly slip back the RM40 i gave him into my wallet. Watched some TV followed by a coffee and then a bath and off to Church. After Church we went to this English pub called Bulldog i think and we met Desmond and Valerie for lunch, the Cordon Blue chicken was delicious and stuffing but that did not stop my uncle from ordering the spotted dick for me (crazy people) i might end up obese one of these days. They then dropped me at pavilion where i went to get my bedsheets and i saw one bedsheets set from rm1.3k, i wounder who would but that hmm? well as i was browsing through the colors, a sandakan incident happened, PAVILION MATI CURRENT . . . Wow truly amazing for such an incident to take place in KL, The cinema had to refund all the tickets and i couldn't watch a movie, after walking around i found this bookstore so i decided to get my mum and my sis some books. Took a cab to pudu and then here i am writing again in my blog, well that all for my extremely fun and tiring weekend.

Say my name

2009-07-13T23:27:00.005+08:00

My bro made this video, its superb but i cant seem to upload it on facebook cause they removed it for fun. Its a 29 second video showing, well watch for yourself okay?

So whats new? Well nothings new . . . went to Church on Sunday and they were singing one of my favorite hymns "be thou my vision" i had a very good hymn cd collection which i left in my car in sabah, duh i miss that CD. Well i tried to download it but i couldn't get it so i asked my sister to send it but she has not done it, )hmm melo wats keeping you so busy?) Went to class today and finally my delayed 7weeks pointillism assignment, my shu qi looks like a guy but I'm not sure how it will turn out in the end. Hmmm was very tired today, watch 3 movies last night, 4phia, the unborn and the hooligans . . . came back from class and slept till about 8.45pm and then i went to dota with Kuan(the boy who never goes out) we played the 1st match with zhen and the 2nd one with kuoky, as usual we won both matches.

Our Housemate Wishlist

2009-07-11T10:01:00.003+08:00

Who is this ? David? Noooo its Ian and he is in a competition, with the votes collected he is now No.1 on the "No.148 Housemate Wishlist" ! We live, eat, sing, sleep and even fart (kenny) in this house and Ian has beaten his rival Heng Yit Kuan who was leading for 3 weeks in a row. The grand prize for this competition is a key to the crib, a special ice honey longan milk (made by wui lun) and of course a platinum edition friendship card. For those who would like to join this competition, please change ur attitude from bad to good, your personality from boring to fun, your face from unknown life form to handsome boy, you must understand the Ba Ba Bulih Ba kalau kau and last but not least you must have already owned a friendship card and a high level of lameness.

For those who would like a friendship card please refer to Kenny

Thorn in the flesh

2009-07-09T20:55:00.002+08:00

Got up and rushed to class only to know that class was cancel because of the Mind Festival 2009, so we went to print out our drawings and our assignment where late we got screwed cause it had so many mistakes. We need to brush it up and pass it up before 10am tomorrow. Okay I've done the outline and tutorial 1 but still i cant get the references for the report as were using the APA format. On top of that it rained heavily and we had to wait 30 minutes for the rain to calm down and then we headed for dinner, and now here i am sitting down in front of my desktop still smelling of sweat, i cant shower or sleep till i get this damn thing done . . . In the mean time i caught a really rare ghost so that stabilized my mood slightly, as soon as I'm done with this assignment I'm gonna go and release my stress on the one thing I'm good at . . . no people not dota its called SLEEPING

Energetic

2009-07-08T12:28:00.004+08:00

Oh gosh, i cant contain the energy from sleeping early, aaaaa where half way there wooaah were livin on a prayer. . . .
No pictures Charles cause my hand phone's camera is totally owned, just try to imagine the stuff i write for the time being till i get it fixed, and that is why i wanna borrow ur camera dingo.
Slept early last night but got up to watch Mj's Funeral, the speech from brooks and Luther kings sister was so touching, Michael really did make people happy, how i wish i had a chance to meet him in person so that he could teach me how to moonwalk kekekek.
Well i had a hard time falling to sleep, maybe I'm not used to a higher center of gravity but i did manage to oversleep 1 class LOL. Went to desktop to see my Cuban and New York business is doing (mafia wars) good. Feeling slightly guilty as i could have given my friend some comfort but i was sleeping, Sorry. I think my blogs pretty lame cause it doesn't have any photos, plain typing, this is bad . . . i need a freaking camera ! CHARLES gimme that 12.1 Mega Pixel Cyber Shot !!! Made a cup of hazelnut white coffee thanks to Ian who donated the boiler, to Kenny who had nothing else to do and found us a nice mug and also to the water department for not cutting our water supply. I have no clothes for today cause I've sent my stack up for 2 weeks dirty clothes to thee laundry ESE and it weighs a freaking 13kg and that heavier than Dhiren. Hmmm i also saw that hot blogger tziaa or "jia" in school, pictures don't lie, she is hot

Its My Room !

2009-07-07T16:34:00.003+08:00

Phone rang, it was Kenny "eh furniture guy coming now", it wasn't suppose to arrive till Wednesday but the shipment came in early so well they came bringing along my double bed, my wardrobe and my dressing table which i dint want but i had to take it cause it was in a package, they also dint have the oak wood looking 12 by 12 shelf so they brought one with cherry color? hmm I'm not sure why cherry refers to brown in the furniture industry. So now my room is complete, just lacking of I'm not sure wat but it still lacks something, hmm maybe a girl. They set up everything except the shelf cause they said its not in the package so whatever we can do it ourselves but they made a mess in my room (WHICH I JUST CLEANED YESTERDAY) ARGhhh! ahhh papers, wood, dust, strings, everywhere on my beloved floor but never fear the broom was near . . . after they left i cleaned up everything and now i am staring at the shelf thinking how to assemble it alone as lun and vin is in class and Ng Yew Leng is busy with Penang league. Now i can finally say my room is a room . . . its completed ! Weee haaa gonna go try set up the shelf

This is touching

2009-07-07T16:15:00.002+08:00

Well you know him, he raps and make fun of almost everyone out there, in his latest music video, Sarah Palin, Optimus, Jessica Simpson, Kim kardashian and many more . . . but this "beautiful" video is about Michigan in Detroit, and how it was in its prime but the funny thing is that his rapping about his pains and depressions while sending a metaphor about the city

Give me HOPE Joanna !

2009-07-07T04:57:00.003+08:00

I just visited my cousin Dhiren for the 2nd time since he came back from Australia, oh ya by the way his still a baby so actually i was visiting my unc and aunt. Well they're the coolest . . . and Dhiren omg his like the cutest baby ever . . . his super duper cute and his always happy. I met charles at the Pudu bus station and then we went back to my uncles place, Dhiren was so sleepy but he didn't wanna sleep as he didn't wanna miss out on the fun. After reached we had our dinner and then my uncle brought me and my bro to a place where we had to hang out 20 years from now, its called the "ana place" which also means uncles bar. The bar was kinda cool, there was a live band singing "give me HOPE Joana give me HOPE" and bon jovi's livin on a prayer. They had very good mutton which we waked a long with 3 jugs of drought beer ahhh that was the best. We then headed back home in S mode, well if anyone is wondering what S mode is, its the mode in a BMW which sets the car to change gear at a higher RPM giving it more torque and acceleration but in return burning fuel but it was worth it listening to the engine Purr. We went home and watched wolverines revenge ( this time without the bungee strings and graphic claws ) while my uncle had his dinner. We then went to sleep and woke up at 11am the next morning. We then made preperations to meet Sharmayne (charles Gf) for lunch, we then had to go get some ingredients for salad and some vodka so me, my aunt and Dhiren when shopping while Charles went along with my uncle to service the beemer and fetch Sharmayne. We then got back and ate our indian lunch and then we headed out for a movie, we ended watching ice age 3 ( POP goes the weasel ) which was hilariously funny and i finally was able to get myself a pair of shoes which had my size. We then went home and had dinner with My aunts parents and brother. The dessert was yummy, the tirramisu cake was delicious so we had to go for 2nd helping. Charles, Daniel and myself sat down and watched Damages Finale and then continued with the move "last house on the left" which was a super lame movie, but the lameness kept our eyes open. Well off to bed and then to church the next day, after church we went to meet my Mums old friend, Jackie i think but she couldn't really recognize us . . . We then went for lunch to the overseas with My aunts parent's. While in the restaurant i took my cousin for a walk to have a look at fished, oh my he was so fascinated with the lobster which actually looked kinda creepy to me. After lunch we went to send Charles back to puchong and then my aunt dropped me at pavilion where i was suppose to give lam his belt and take Ian's anti virus CD which we never exchanged as we were to engrossed with Optimus fighting everyone, i then took the bus hope to Kampar where Pravin fetched me and here i am typing all this a day late as assignments were being done . . . well wui lun is complaining i have time to blog and no time to help him so i gotta go now . . . and i am now officially addicted to " give me HOPE Joanna give me HOPE . .. Joanna"

Ahhhh

2009-06-16T16:10:00.002+08:00

Kampar is so HOT ! its sun rays from the bright star above penetrates my skin . . . and worst of all is the UTAR guard wont let us in because we don't have stickers so now we have to walk in from eastgate ! Utar came up with a new time table method where students get to choose which classes and what time they would like to attend those classes, good rite? well it caused only chaos and confusion because we were all going to wrong classed for the 1st few times until we got used to it, our lecturers didn't even like it one bit. Well so hows life? So far so good . . . I've been playing more facebook games then Dota since i came back from Nature city. Met all my new lectures, all are pretty cool except that they demand we be punctual to classed ( I can live with that ). Hmmm lets see, nothing news came up except having weird dreams everyday, and ya we've decided to go on a salad diet as were all putting on weight. Were suppose to head to euphoria this weekend but i can't make it cause i have a tournament coming and kenny has his penang league the next day so were not able to make it but anyway its better late than never

The weirdest dream

2009-05-22T12:03:00.002+08:00

okay, i was dreaming that I and my brother was locked up in some asylum, were suppose to be recovering from something or watever, well we then find out that this people are gonna kill us. So me and me bro decide to run eh, so we plan an escape by going out of the window at night but then some new people come in, about 5 of them and they're all siblings, we call the eldest sister inside to tell her about our plan.

The little kids ask her, who are this people ? and she replied "they're gonna get us out" now thats very dramatic but you see this girl is Angela petrelli from heroes season 4 whens he was small. Okay if that is weird but this is better, the leader of this asylum is a lady, she's called professor Mcgonal from harry potter, that old teacher cant really remember her name.

Anyhow, we get ready for escape but this professor catches us, so we tell her know about what your doing and we wanna run but she doesn't allow it, after convincing it she tells us "if you guys wanna leave, you need to take my facebook quite "how well do you know professor Mcgonnal" . . . . i failed the stupid quiz and then i woke up LOL

Where I Left Off

2009-05-19T19:54:00.003+08:00

Mojo & ME

I stopped blogging Wow, at least for a month or so cause nothing interesting was happening this past few months and i can't take photos with my hand phone which is slow tearing apart, button by button. Well i got a dog and he turned out to be and she and she is all grown and she is able to do 2 tricks, 1st one is sit down and 2nd is "hand hand" well she practically gives your her hand and then tries to bite urs. Okay I've met lots of friend since i last posted, some of them are my new housemates like Kenny and Wui lun which without them No.148 will be extremely quiet . . . they are the sparkling stones when you put together stars a fire. One of my best friend David fell sick, he got chikukunya or something like that and I tot he was joking until my uncle told me he got the same virus and i was like O M G ! We visited him and wanted to sneak him out for McD but he didnt wan cause he did it with Lau Kong, and he fell sick again and was very bad "SORRY DAVID COZ I COULDN'T VISIT YOU, EXAMS BA and i GOT NO CAR" well today he was flying to kampar and he is all well, back to 100%. Oh Oh Oh ya i moved house cause my old owner had some money issues with us so i didn't plan on staying any longer so . . . I moved to a far away place where there is peace and quite and a prison warden lives opposite us. The new house has more space for mojojojo to run around and of course SHIT. Well fixed an air-con in my room as its freagin hot in kampar. Well i just finish my exams and i could not go back to sandakan cause i needed to take my license dudududu menyesal tak ambil time tingakatan 5F. So now well kampar is so bored but thank god i got a friend named Ah B who came down from Ipoh just to play dota with me for 3 days. Awesomeness and now is just me, Pravin and Jason and a little dog called mojo all alone in kampar. Okay got to get some sleep I'm tired to the max after burning rubbish and cleaning out the garden which comes to remind me i haven't put the fire out . . . .

Happy Birthday Mei Mei

2009-03-09T00:36:00.012+08:00

budu bah orang sabah

Man down i repeat man down
Baru bangun kau chai ? ah ah?
Orang sabah kecik kecik tagap tagap
Nah inilah sebah mamak suruh kau jangan minum, tak dangar juga ! Palui !

Nah apa ni ? Macam toyol !

ai nah jo maminum si member

So its the 6th of March lalalala and i wonder who's birthday is it? Let me see, hmm Wow wow WoW WoW wOw WOW its Mei Mei's birthday and were all going to celebrate it in non other than Club Le Blanc a.k.a Le Blanc. We all left by 4pm, me Kuoky and my new Sabah friend mr.meatspin a.k.a Wui Lun went by V8 transport, No no not the Lexus V8 Land Cruiser, it was the Edaran Bus LOL. David, Yk, James, Ian and Meifong went by X-trail which always reaches in 1 hour and Peggy, Lam, Alan & Charles were coming as well. David is crazy, 180km was the speed. Well it was spinning me right round baby all round as we reached Lams house and started getting ready. We all got ready, took photos, watched Flaming Fart gone wrong and laughed our way to McD. David got a little frustrated with Lam's driving, well who can tell? He is born to be on the road, sliding through every corner and speeding with his little kancil. We reached McD as you can see in the photo, i use to work here, yup best staff for 3 months in a row. We then sang happy birthday to meifong which she didn't like so she ran out half way and when she returned we completed the song with "To Youuuuu~~~". We then refilled and went to fetch Peggy from somewhere in Cheras. I then met peggy and Cash and we were off to Le Blanc. We passed Aloha and i tried calling ALveen but he was not answering his phone. We soon reached and was about to enter, and we said were under the guest list of Master K who is the guest Dj that night. Ashley got us the guest list become Master K is a hubby lol. But the staff was so bitchy and kept saying that master K doesnt own the club and so do you and bla bla bla shit i just called my bro Charlie boy and asked him if Point Blanc had already reached and what do you know? The lady said please dont do anything 1st, let me ask my manager and soon we were inside and upstairs where the VIP sits. Thanks Ashley, we owe you one.
We then started our drinks, wooo For SABAHANS poof bottoms up, me wui lun and ian started it. Then We did it again and by the 4th bottom up Ian was getting dizzy and he kept saying "must control, must control" lol we then got ourselfs a blowjob which i finally understood the name of the drink because you CANT USE YOUR HANDS lolx we didn't know that till the bartender told us. I then went to collect my new desktop from my brother which is what I'm looking at right now. He and Alan came just in time to witness our craziness. We went back upstairs, started our 5 seconds which was never 5 and was always 6-10 seconds thanks to Ian's poor calculation. After all that we went to Stevens, and we met Kuoky's cousin Ashley. We had our yumcha then we went home to sleep. Well that is where the fun begins because nobody knew if you put 3 sabahans in our room it will chaotic, bikin panas, lipas, sambarangan, semua keluar, our bahasa pasar came out and we were laughing non stop. The next day we all went to Sunway, met with my long lost friend Jason Tong. We all had lunch in BBQ plaza wow wth i can type QQQ Q Q QQ Q Q Q lol. Hmm we then had some fun walking around and then we all headed back to kampar. Our bus driver was freaking pro, he was driving at 130km lol 50 below david but still for a bus that is still dam fast. Kuoky's bro fetched us back, i assembled my new desktop and finally i fell sick Darn!

The contents >>>

2009-03-05T02:14:00.002+08:00

Lalalalala lots of presents and its not even my birthday !

They're back or We're back ?

2009-03-03T01:47:00.004+08:00

Yay David and Ian is back,they are a crucial part of our family, their semester starts today and UTAR welcomes them with an 8 0'Clock class ! wooooo yay the trips for left 4 deads and to McD is coming back. Sometimes i get lonely even though they're so many people around me, well than come to think of it i'm lonely cause there is no sandakan feeling around. Well i miss home and John and West and CC.Hmm everyone is back and life seems to be going on well, I've let the past go, why get angry when I'm so much better off than them? Why fight when i don't have to? Haha well and seems like people are still hiding somethings, hidden agendas always lingers around the corner . . . Well seriously don't play games, you learned what you'll get the last time you guys planned a plot. Hmmm David drives like a GTR driver . . . new tyres and brake discs every 6 months wooo no wonder he can stop in time! I like speed i have a hunger like sylar . . . The Need For Speed! Well we've been superb boring without David and Ian but it seems its all coming to an end, the fun is pouring back in. Went to Ipoh to watch Benjamin Button, omg that movie is so long but its good . . . I also met two of my Sandakarians, San san and Pui Han, it seems everytime they return to sandakan they just +leng, i have no idea how but they seem to do . . . hmm must be something to do with the fresh air. Now now lets see, oh ya i've made a deal with Ian and David that were not gonna say any bad words or curse in 40 days! Everytime we say one word its RM1, currently we have saved RM32 or we cursed that much? Well i also made a deal that i wont play dota for 40 days . . . but it seems 2moro I'm required to play dota with Ian's boastfull friends LOL OMG ITS A CRATE !!! hahaha worms 4 really kept us occupied while waiting for yam cha today. . . Well titi tata toto i'm going to play FF

opps i forgot

2009-03-03T00:17:00.004+08:00

Yup that's the Album meifong made for me! Handmade to with lots of photos inside which I'm not gonna let anyone see wahahahahhaha. Thanks meifong xoxoxo it means a lot to a poor sandakan boy like me . . . Thank you, I'm gonna return the favor soon

Wooo my early birthday present

2009-02-27T21:29:00.002+08:00

Muacks muacks xoxoxoxoxox i don't know what else to say ! Thank you thank you wooo i can actually see time again. If i fix it i might be able to obtain power like sylar lolx what the hell am i saying. Edifice yeah thats the name of my new baby, common common ask me the time? wat? Yup is 8 O'Clock, wanna me to time u for Big Mac Challege ? commong, wow that was a near 3.1 seconds. Xoxoxox again i love it

Hello people

2009-02-17T09:20:00.006+08:00

So degree started and i made some new friends,some of the new friends i met are Wui Lun who is currently tempang cause he hurt himself during a game of basketball, Jaks is our class rap, ah Hong is one of the handsome guys in our class, okay well i know another 2 or so but i don't know their names . . . sad case.
So whats new? Ian has gone back to the land where the air is fresh and we know everyone, yup his back in Sandakan, I'm so jealous because I also wanna go back and David has also gone back to Ipoh, seems so lonely without them in Kampar . . . No one to say with me " OH MY GOD ! . . . . DEVIL JIN!!!" and "WAtAaAAAaaa" and also no x-trail going 13 minutes to ipoh and no one to call me sandakan king hahhaa joking joking ! DAVID I"M JOKING !

Oh ya i haven't been updating my blog cause I'm so lazy and busy looking after puppy-o. Who's puppy-o ? Well his the new puppy in the house and since we haven't decided on a name so he will be called puppy-o till we do find a name. Carmen wants it to be named Teddy Dev, deng i will be vomiting blood when puppy-o shits around the house. We got him from the neighbor who is also a lecturer and my church member, his dog whisky gave birth to 8 little puppies and we grabbed one. The mother is so cute, she only listens to you if you have food and if u don't have food? Bark bark bark . . . whisky is kinda worried lately cause his puppies has gone missing he comes once in awhile to check on them. Ahhh I'm awake so early cause i thought i had a 8am class but it actually was 1.30pm and also because my stomach was still aching from Ghaany food.

Current puppy-o situation: sleeping on my new UTAR t-shirt, he loves utar !

The dog is so clever and pamperd, he will make noise until i hold him to sleep . . . kurang ajar punya anjing sleep also bising.Well he wont be doing that when he grows bigger. This are some pics

dam i got tagged

2009-02-02T21:49:00.002+08:00

Three names that friends call you.
. Dev.
. Devendran .
. Sabah King(david only) .

Three most important dates in your life.
. 0903
. 2104
. XXXX (will be filled in the future)

Three things you've done in the last 33 minutes.
. Eat dinner .
. Withdraw money .
. Use my tesco Card .

Three ways to be happy.
. Clubbing .
. Being with my family .
. Knowing that she love me .

Three of your songs as for now.
. Fantasy Girl-Caprice .
. O Saya - MIA ft Ar Rahman.
. Whatever You Like-TI .

Three of your favourite hobbies.
. Listening to Music .
. Playing Left4Dead .
. sLeePiNgZzzZz

Three places you want to go for vacation.
. The Caribbeans .
. Hawaii .
. Africia( Ian ur coming with me, XOBILE!) .

Three favourite cartoon/anime characters.
. Totaly Spies .
. Ragnarok.
. Goofy

Three malls you usually go.
. Kinta City Mall .
. Pavilion .
. Sunway Pyramid .

Three favourite drinks.
. Honey Dew Milk.
. Teh Tarik .
. Carbonated Drinks .

Three things found in your bag.
. Bible .
. Espirit Resit .
. ATM slip .

Three favourite colors.
. Black .
. White .
. Turquoise .

Top three hang outs.
. Ghany Corner .
. 7Heaven .
. Cyber Cafe.

Top three foods you love so much.
. Yong Taufu .
. Fettuccine Carbonara .
. Mum's Cooking..^^ .

Top three things special to you.
. My Bible .
. My Laptop(with internet) .
. My Handphone .

Top three attitudes you like.
. Funny.
. Loving .
. Playfull .

Three things you'll be doing tomorrow.
. Reading Law .
. Wishing Ian Good Luck .
. Getting up in my new room .

Three reasons you answer this survey.
. Im Online and i got nothing to do .
. Ian forced me !.
. Rufina Tagged Ian and he tagged Me.

Three people that you tagged.
. Meifong .
. Elena .
. Kuoky .

1487 - 155

2009-02-01T22:13:00.002+08:00

Haaa 1487, this place have lots of memories, its 1 year since i lived here and since then many have come and stayed over . . . My 2 bros Alveen and Edi have came and gone and its already time to move out. Dam this James, after buying 5 houses at eastlake and when everyone is staying together how can you don't join in? Well so i guess I'm moving out 2moro, but 1st i need to check out and pack my stuffs which i haven't finished packing . . . My speakers are heavy and I'm so lazy to unplug them and +James house currently is having some problem with the internet so i would be dead bored if i moved in. Anyhow sweet memories will be sweet memories, playing pictionary, eating cheesecake mouth to mouth and all sorts of stuffs . . . and wth the birds in westlake, of all rooms the chose to shit in mine. . . I'll let danish house management clean that up.

Couple-i a.k.a Kapalai

2009-01-23T15:55:00.017+08:00

When the sun goes down . . . were all "Ksok"

Kapalai, one word, dazzling or couple-i ? Well that what my mum calls it, Yeahh baby kissing huggin we went to Kapalai one of the Scuba Diving resorts here, It was an 1 hour by boat from Semporna. We went by plane to Tawau, We as in Me, Charles and John. Trish and her JAPANESE friend were going there by car . . . We went by MAS at around 10.15am and we got a little advice on drinking there from Uncle Poon "guys if you wanna drink get a float or tie yourself to the room so you can pull yourself back" and then we went in, we got on a Fokker 50 and the flight was short we reached there at 11am+, and at the airport there was this guy awaiting us . . . We didn't see him when we came out but i did notice someone with a Sipadan Island t-shirt but anyhow we walked to look what Tawau airport looks like... while walking the guy with that t-shirt approaced us and asked us if we were the one . . . Chiky chiky yeaaaah. We then went to semporna which took around 1 hour. John also said i will get a tatoo which would say "Euphoria". We met Aunty Mary Ngui's son Anton and his wife and their friends there . . . they too were heading to Kapalai. We then got on the boat and left for Kapalai. We reached in about 45 minutes and everyone had this pretty huge smile on their faces . . . It was awesome. We got down and we had tables ready for us. We sat down and had our lunch, for a place so far out in the sea their food is superb! It was like a 5-star hotel's food, after our mouth savoring lunch we were briefed on what Kapalai is and how to use the water heater. After that we got our room keys to our room. We were living in room 8. We were having fun and imagining stuff while waiting for Tricia, Sarah and Uncle Kent to arrive. We went for a swim around 4pm and it was so cool . . . but i had a bit of leg cramps after trying on the fin. We then went to sunbathe when Uncle Kent's boat was arriving so we waited till they arrived, we took of our shirts and went WEEE HAAAA ! We chit-chated for awhile and headed back to the room. We all dozed off and we remembered dinner was from 7pm-8.30pm and when we woke up we were afraid that we slept through the dinner and the fun. We walked out and we saw everyone sitting on the table so we joined in, we got VIP food because of Uncle Kent, the food was awesome, we then was talking about what were gonna do tomorrow and we were teasing Trish about her Happy times, "i don't like this water, it sucks" and then Sarah said "yeah Trish's probably got used to you guys bagging her" We heard is as banging omg LOL ROLF LMAO NAN DA YOOOO. We then went to get some beer and find Trish which had vanished without a word, we walked around until our beer became stale and couldn't find her so we all went back to sleep. The next day we realized that he lady waving yesterday at us was Trish but it was dark and we could recognize her . . . We then went for breakfast. They served us really good waffles and omelets along with fish and crab porridge. We then went back to our room to rest and Charlie boy was having toothache because of his wisdom tooth . . . sad case. We then went for lunch, and we were extremly full and the honey dew with milk which they served was just amazing . . . Uncle Kent said "wow this is good, a little ice and its perfect" and he went and added some cincau with ice into his drink. We then went back to our room, put on our shorts, settle down and Jump ! Jump ! Jump ! We went for a swim . . . we saw Baracudas, Parot fishes, pipe fish, starfish, and sea cucumber and other stuffs . . . We went snorkling around and we picked up a starfish, it was so hard and almost fake. Charles then went to get his camera to take some shots so i and John was helping him with Jumping " WA TAAAAAAAAAAA !!".Later Uncle Kent told us that one tourist guy went diving and suffered a heart attack and died . . . Trish and Sarah also came and went for some swimming but they came out soon after getting stung by jelly bugs. We then went around taking photos, and we decided to go to the sand beach so we grabbed 4 bottles of beer and one can of sprite (trish is a good girl) and we went there . . . chilling while eating some chips . . . We then made a beer ad and also pushed Sarah Minamika into the water LOL go mina go mina go mina me ka wa ! She taught us some Japaneses words like "buta" and "ksok" and "kobuta". We then went to get ready for dinner, we then had some crabs and mini tuna's along with a big fish but me and John went to get some smoked beef, pasta, salad, and banana pizza wooo yum yum. After dinner we all watched Trish look for cheats for left4dead while we played with dino, the 16 year old overfed fat dog . . . he could hardly walk, just a tap on his back and he would crumble . . . Then we headed back to our favourite spot to chill along with Shandy's this time. We were all grooving to the music nananna dont phunk with my na na na na my humps and not to mention the "you . . . you . . . you . . . you . . ." haha we made our own hot N cold remix video feature by the doctor Charles. We were relaxing when it started to rain so we decided to go back and on the way we saw a sea snake stuck on the sand beach, Charles tried to scare it with Shandy but it didn't move because it couldn't . . . Sarah dug a hole for it but it was moving in the wrong direction, we finally found a pipe and use it to throw the snake back into the sea . . . Then it swam off . . . We then saw little Steve Erwin killers sliding around the sand. We got bored so we caught little crabs and tossed it to the fishes wooo feeding frenzy. Charles got obsess with one, he toss the little fella in and he made it our alive suffering a few legs but Charles wasn't happy, he wanted to become SAW so he tossed it in again and it made it out alive and Charles said "this guy is gonna grow up to be a fighter man . . . 2 times and he survived" Charles then picked up another grab and was omg look at his cartoon eyes, he was omg omg omging until the crab pinched him lol. We then went back to get Trish's Mac and headed to our room to watch Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo bay. That was fun and then i and charles went to bed. We had planned not to sleep all night but the tiredness kicked in . . . John and Sarah watched ghost town for awhile and then they 2 knocked out. Were we suppose to go for breakfast at 6am and leave at 6.30am but we got a knock on our door at 6.32am from Minamikawa saying "guys were late". And were like turbo packing and brushing teeth and cleaning so we wont miss the boat . . . we then walked up to the jetty where Uncle Kent was waiting, we apologized and wished him good morning and he said "hmm apparently you guys don't wanna have breakfast" and we dropped the room key and we got onto the boat back to Semporna. We reached and there was a bus waiting for us thanks to Uncle Kent, Anton and his wife and friends went their way, Trish & Sarah along with Uncle Kent went in their Ninja back. We went to the airport to drop some people off then we went to Lahad Datu to change Vans then we went back to Sandakan, we went for lunch in pizza along with my mum then this is what I'm doing. Were living our live hey hey heyy wooo wooo woah and enjoying it to the fullest! This place is awesome, you know when people look down on Sabah people because we live here, go on, let them laugh, we know who we are, we know how to enjoy ourselves better than any other people! We jump on trees, we dive in the sea, best of all we just wanna have fun, in the cinema, in the car, in pizza hut(TAX) or wherever, people say "its not where your from but where you are" But you are here now because you came from there. Sandakan Rox! Thanks Trish and Uncle Ken And mina mina mina mi ka wa, We really enjoyed ourselfs! XoxoxO Us

What Happened? Cheeeky cheeky out

Cheeky John and Cheeeky Me
John Feeling The Breeze
Emo ba . . .
Our Room
Awesome
The water is soo bluee
Charles macam Boss
Jason Mraz
Chillin
The Bridge to the sandy beach
The Green Bridge
The Chalets
Waaaaa Taaaaaaaaa !
Damn i can fly
Look at Sara, shes filled with JOY
Were getting ready
to Jump
Ready ?
JUMP !
Were Wet
The sand beach at night
Charles holding his omg omg Crab
Its relaxing man

This is was Christmas

2009-01-20T21:50:00.001+08:00

My mum
My 1st sister
My dad breaking chocolate
Esther my sista
TADA !

Last night "we" were drinking wine and eating cashew nuts with my dad and mum while chit chatting and then my dad went to sleep but today, the day, the Christmas day was Awesome !! Really aweeesum! Well woke up, took my shower, headed down for breakfast, gave everyone their presents and then went to Church. Their praise and worship this time was a choir of people from young to old singing all our favorite Christmas Hymns. Well then we had our sermon and then wished everyone Merry Christmas ! Well everyone was so happy, you could see the smiles and their happiness in the hand shake the gave you, it was a wonderful day, the day our saviors was born. But the song should have changed that "ass" to donkey, it got me laughing !. Anyway gonna have lunch now see ya~

Well here are some pics of the mouth watering dishes that my mum made.

oh not wait, that's not mums cooking . . . That John

wakakakak

2009-01-20T21:28:00.001+08:00

This is something like what will be happening on the 21st of February 2009, who can guess why that day is so special ? anyone ? noone ? someone ?

Cont

2009-01-20T21:01:00.002+08:00

Well today we were suppose to go for breaky fast at 7am but everyone overslept and John woke me up saying that his coming to fetch me and i was like WOOOOOOOO okay but then i called him back and told him I'm busy as i had to go to MAS to get our tickets and also needed to help my mum get some stuff done in town. We then went to town to wisma Sandaraya hahaha I just found out there is such a place to get some money to pay the rent and all then we went get the tickets and then something for aunty Doreen. We then went to aunt's house but sooner we had to go back to town for some stuff . . . we went to town and Charles and I went for a drink after eating our UFO's . . . we then we back to the aunt Doreen's house and then we left to fetch Esther from school and then we went home and then we played Dota not knowing that my lappy was dying . . . i was so lagged until i couldn't even open Mozilla and then it when i go so pissed and i offed it only to find out later that it would not on back ! Sad case . . . well i went to sleep out of depression of my files getting lost and when i woke up Charles was gone . . . wonder where he went hmmm. Then Alex came and took my lappy, he told me we would revive my dead lappy and save my files and i was smiling like pevert. Then Trish msned we which was Charles asking me to come over but i was not interested and i needed to take care of my grandma . . . My mum went out around 7.15pm to comfort aunty Doreen, Aunty Nancy came by to babysit my grandma, she called her self a mumysitter as in looking after a mum . . . she then left about 9pm cause it was getting late and i dint wanna keep her waiting as her husband was waiting for her home alone. And now here i am writing in my blog while waiting for charles to come back from wherever he is and for my mum as well . . .

Tuesday's activities

2009-01-20T20:23:00.002+08:00

hmm seems like I'm back in sandakan and I've not been doing much as not many of us are back here, only a few people like John, Wesley(schooling), and so on . . . Suppose to go out for dinner last night with Trish's friend Sarah who came down from Aussie but i was tied up with my assignments. Trish, Sarah, T-west, Charles and John went for dinner to the Fisherman Association without me. Well i was so stressed up with D-Link, yup that's my modem which was kept disconnecting from the Internet and this was so so soooo annoying, but finally after about 40 disconnections I and D-Link finally settled down . . . I got the file from James (got 5 houses and a car wakakakak) and i was editing it by turning Malay into English. While i was working my magic, Charles called me and asked if i wanna go for a drink at Jesselton Coffee so i asked James for permission to hand over the assignment a bit late and James I'm really sorry for making you wait, I'm so useless sometimes but James still gave me the chance to pass it up to him later that night. Well so i got in the Ninja King and Uncle Ken was smiling away with a new hairstyle, i felt weird and when i got into the car it was John lol no wonder i felt weird. Well he then drove us to Jesselton where we had our so called Yum Cha, we met Nicole and her boyfriend while we were there, chit chat for awhile and then we left for home . . . We went to trish's house to plan out whats happening when where and why oh ya and what. T-west was so intrepidity in Kristien Bel i don't know why, he was dreaming all along till Charles mentioned her name and he went "who ? yeah? what about her?" and then my mum called and it went like this
Mum: dev when are you guys coming back?
Dev: In awhile
Mum: faster come back
dev: ya but not so fast . .. we got a small problem
Mum: what problem?
Dev: erm . . . we kinda got Trish drunk
Mum: YOU ALL GOT TRICIA DRUNK AT JESSELTON COFFEE??!!!
Dev: erm we actually went to Bailin
Mum: . . . . who gave you all permision ?
Dev: Haha gotcha . . . we're coming back in a few minutes, were at Trish's house
Mum: DEV!! cont scare me like that okay
Dev: sorry sorry
Mum" Bye~

Then John sent us home and we all went to bed except for Charles who was trying to fix my laptop which passed away this afternoon,

Leaving Kampar . . . Again

2009-01-16T03:26:00.002+08:00

This is how we do it, yumcha ! with nuts and alcohol lol

Hmm it's only been two weeks in Kampar but i miss Sandakan and my family so much so I've decided to go back today! Wooo yeah and poor James is gonna wake up at 5am to send me to Bus Stop ! I'm so so sorry James, I really am, Lunch is on me anywhere anytime when I come back . . . So what have I done so far? Another than shouting dogs? Well practically attending classes and Lefting 4 Dead ! This new game is so so cool . . . we've all been crazy over it, I started playing in Sandakan and finished it in Kampar. So its a new year and i wanted to change, hmmm but the past still haunts me, almost everyday i see that dog but I'm so lazy to do anything . . . well just let it be unless he barks. Well People i'm gonna miss you and Marcuz i haven't got a chance to see you, i bet your practicing heath ledgers dialog to play the next joker "i just want my phone call" psychology liau, degree liau, big boy liau. Haha i just discovered this new song by Malaysian artist, Caprice which means Topi nasi LOL. He brought our music industry to another level and also the hot Sophia Legend, shes like the hottest girl in the video. I also discovered a song i had in my play list, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley, its an awesome song . . . the guitar is just so soothing to the soul. Got a long journey tomorrow . . . i cant upload my songs into my phone which makes the journey far more longer, songs songs around the world is what i need to get to LCCT without dying. Then its a 2 hour 30 minutes flight to The Nature City, the city where people breathe in fresh air, the city where John drives his MyV, the place where we can go to Bailin, The land of ninja kings, The sentinels live there especially treant protector and furion, the place where you can teach orang utans to drift (nah marcuz). The place is called Sandakan

19 going on 20

2009-01-11T21:25:00.054+08:00

This is so tiring, i took like 8 hours to completely upload all the pictures, not all i mean the ones that i wanted to upload! darn . . . blogging was never this tiring

Wooo some pictures from our expedition

four emo people, the emo population is rapidly increasing
Ian please stop showing off your money, were demoralized

Okay WTF am i doing here? What am i doing in this pic? Elaborate please

The walk of faith, (why is tuan lam still drinking McD?)
Stuffed !
Ian ni kampungan, elavator pun nak tangkap gambar
Group Photo
Flash !
More Flash!!
Everyone please look up
Okay Zhen is all hyper here, you might not see him
Ian with his cash, rich bastardo

Ian in an onion ring

Hmm Prosperity burger ? Can prosper with girls?
Woohooo The High Heels ?

I look dissapointed, the burger or the person taking the photo? hmm

Now Zhen is happy but whats with James
Kuan is so cool, his matured, 20 liau
So gay la kuan
Toss in an onion ring and watch the fight to the death !!
David, Lau Kong and Mei mei

Ian Model of The Year

Yk styling Kuans hair for his big day
Emo

Nah dah mula dah tu
Our room
Why is tuan lam still drinking COLA FROM MCD???!!

Well that is only 1 in the middle of those to figures but when u get 10 friends like us added with a little crazynes and a pinch of Euphoria you get RM 1.2k and 3 Casualties. You see were not some ordinary people you find on the streets in westlake, were a group of friends that does crazy things. Not the guy who will come and bail you out of jail but the one sitting next to you saying "Dam dude this time were screwed, but it was so worth it". We all started off at about 12.30pm and David like usual drove like a mad man and reached KL in 1 hour + and while James, Zhen, Me and Yk took the bus where James and zhen would not leave me and yk alone . . . well we finally reach pudu raya and Lam was waiting for us. Everyone got a taste of the Kancil Madness that Tuan Lam can perform, in out in out and we reached him home. We got to watch Tuan Lam transform from kancil to rexton Vroom~ Well we then headed to Sunway Pyramid Hotel where we had to wait for these shopping people, they came in and we all went up to get ready. Then we went hunting for an earring for Zhen but instead we found a guy with TWO girlfriends ya if u cant read than its 2! They're were so romantic. Zhen got so pissed off until McD, he was still arggh arggh about that guy. Well we ate and played and then we were off to Euphoria. Again we lied our way to get good tables, Alveen made a reservation and I made another reservation, we got the seat next to the bar and when i saw "Mr.Dave RESERVED" at the sofa i was like "WERE GOING THERE !!!" so that's were we went, to the colorful table with the sofa. Well we kept doing our YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SENG! and we had a plan and the plan worked except for 2 casualties, James and Ian. James was challenging David to bottom up bottom up then James got 5 second vomit, with some whitesmith, a rm240k toyota harrier, call me venom, and your paladin nub. Ian on the other hand just cant resist getting slapped LOL. Okay this is so so going no where, David was so toast then he got Cram on the dance floor, well man what the hell . . . we then kept doing the "how James study for exams dance" and finally Kuan got drunk and started to get Emo, he seriously looks like Jay Chau. Well then i went out to get alveen, he got rid of his Reshmonu hair and looked like some drug addict, well James thought he was a hot girl so it didn't really matter, we partied a bit more and then we went back to our room, and Ya tuan lam made us hunt him down for 30 minutes where he was nicely doing a conference call on his i-phone, which he talked talked and talked till 4.30 am and then came back with a nasi lemak lol "hungry bah". We were all then off to bed when Yong keat called me and

Yk: eh dev how many people alive therE?
dev: wth? all die joy except for me
Yk: oh wanna play some games?
dev: wth? games now what time oh? wat games?
Yk: killer ah or truth or dare?
dev: no la boss i wan sleep i got church 2moro
Yk: okay lah okay lah bye bye

Then we were about to sleep and i hear some hooligans laughing their asses off, well it was any hooligans it was zhen kuan and yk, so David went to ask them to turn the notch down a little bit and he got SERVED ! LOL he put the sushi king card inside the slot and he took that same sushi card and went out, when he came back he was trying to open a sunway pyramid tower hotel door with a sushi king card, well then lau kong had to go and open the door for him. Lol David. all the other crazy stuff that happen i might not remember now so please refer to Ian and Davids Blog for more info. OH Yah and last but not least MEI FONG WORE HIGH HEELS WORRRRRRRR !!! WALOWE !

Some more pictures
woo VIP Seats
Patrick Oliver chillin
Bouncer, the best one snaps a shot with Ian
When i say VIP i don't lie, Patrick is here to get a shot with Meifong
Awww how does that feel Ian? Standing next to Euphoria's DJ?
Kuan is like "whaT? Never seen someone that looks like Jay Chau?"
James is mad and Zhen is drinking orange juice LOL
Lam pen you
Mei mei with our waitress
Mei mei
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
SENG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Chillin
Friendship Forever ? Ah B? No dota for 1 year !

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Tuan Lam Laughs
I laugh
Ian dances in the smoke and Zhen tries to cast a spell
"POOF" Ian's gone and Davids here, erm he looks kinda pissed
Ah kuan just cant take it no more
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Zhen and Yk, Friends forever ! no dota for 1 year
David and James, also friends forever and also no dota for 1 year
lau kong and david, besties, dota forever
Who cut me off the pic?
Kuan emo, i told you the emo population is rapidly increasing. Ian on the other hand is doing his thing
Me and meifong
Ian And Meifong
James and meifong
Kuan bottoming
In sandakan we drink milo together now we're drinking Coca Cola Together LOL
Zhen and meifong
GAy
not 1 not 2 but 3 GAYs
uiii seh !
James looks like a bapak ayam
We're a V . . . NAHHH !
total gay . . .=.=
3 gays one sesat
getting kuan to dance is like giving birth to a elephant
ui nah popping ba tu
Patrick Doing his thing
Lam and James
syok sendiri
syok
syok juga
Party People
okay , now who brought along their mum to Euphoria?
Don't just look here, Dance
The "how james study for examm" Dance
DAvid ur drunk ! David : Nono my leg cramp
Lol David said his leg cramp
Davids down
Clap Clap
wooho some new dance, i call it the kunfu silat dance
and it goes
ONe little 2 little indians
One little, two little, threee little sandakarians ! Omg ini Ipoh Mali sesaT?
James taking a nap
James challenges DAvid, drink dirnk drink
Omg James feels like vomiting, Don't James ! Don't !
James don't vomit on the camera !
James is unleashed ! 5 second vomit, got his french fries and double cheese burger somewhere there
David is in dreamland
David we left you a note . . .
The last bit of my Mcmuffin
Milo Ais
Yk seems to be pointing at something, just realized it

Picture Of That Day

Caprice Fantasy Girl

2009-01-09T13:57:00.002+08:00

This is a so so so damn cool cool video by a Malaysian Artist

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Kampar !

2009-01-08T14:45:00.001+08:00

Well I'm back in kampar ! Well nothings changed since i left except for dogs, they're running all around westlake, all of them are kinda hopeless except for Xiao Hei, his so cute. He went hyper yesterday after he ate an M&M peanut butter which David gave him, he was jumping and running around. Some even go to ghaany and some stay at home. Many of us have moved to Eastlake, I'll be heading there after Chinese New Year . . . First I need to go Euphoria Wooo for Kuands Bday 19 going on 20. Well we wanted to surprise him last night but he knew we where coming, we opened the door and he was with his towel looking at us in a disgusted way like >>> =.= So we just gave him the Ice Cream cake and we all ate it Yong keat ate it like a girl LOL. Then we all went to the yum cha then we all went home to sleep. We need to energy for the big day . . . its coming faster than we thought. Its tomorrow !

2009

2009-01-02T09:37:00.003+08:00

Well We had a new years eve dinner in Uncles K.H Tan's house, along with Aunt Nancy and the rest of the family, Ezra guy friend), Sharon, Sarah, Johnathan, Natasha, Nathaniel and The rugby players where there oh oh and not to mention Derek ! Ya that boy went home early ^_^. We had lots of food for dinner, and the salad was Slurpee delicious. And then we went home and opened a bottle of Baileys which we finished that night itself then we wished our family members and poof we went to sleep.

So its 2009 huh, time flies and I've finish my 1 year of studying in Kampar. Now its 2009, deng i cant believe it, and today my bro is flying to KL leaving me alone in Sandakan. wayyyyiinzzzz Ah ah Alveen ! Well everyone has left the nature city, 1st it was Tricia, she went for practice for her concert, then Its Carmen, shes going to Sinaran to study lah i think or maybe just eat fish and keep the bones for me. So its just Wesley, Johnny, Charles, Cross and Me. Duh its so so so booooring here. Well speaking of boring tonight were going to the rooftop garden called Bailin, which is amazingly great as it it it overlooks the whole Sandakan, nehh I'm going there tonight leh, with John leh. And well its 2009 so we got to have some resolutions right ? Yup we should have and this year I've decided to be not so nice anymore or people will just use you. So hmmm were celebrating Kuan's birthday on the 10th along with Baron in Euphoria . . . seems so fun but will we have fun ? I don't know, Kuokys not coming, And Ah b also. Well that's for then for now I know its a new year and we gotta start a new life ! Hmmm this year I hope i can do it, I'm leaving the pas behind, I'm turning back, I'm moving on, I'm sorry for what i did, i know how much pain it caused you, I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you, I'm sorry 2008.

People said goodbye 2008
I say cherish 2008
and then say HELLLOOOOOOOO 2009

My Christmas Morning

2008-12-25T12:54:00.004+08:00

nice tree right ? not mine though, from shangrila hotel

Last night "we" were drinking wine and eating cashew nuts with my dad and mum while chit chatting and then my dad went to sleep but today, the day, the Christmas day was Awesome !! Really aweeesum! Well woke up, took my shower, headed down for breakfast, gave everyone their presents and then went to Church. Their praise and worship this time was a choir of people from young to old singing all our favorite Christmas Hymns. Well then we had our sermon and then wished everyone Merry Christmas ! Well everyone was so happy, you could see the smiles and their happiness in the hand shake the gave you, it was a wonderful day, the day our saviors was born. But the song should have changed that "ass" to donkey, it got me laughing !. Anyway gonna have lunch now see ya~

Well here are some pics of the mouth watering dishes that my mum made.

oh not wait, that's not mums cooking . . . That John

Sandakan !

2008-12-22T13:09:00.003+08:00

The place where the grass is green and the air is fresh and everyone is someone you know, the place where i grew up the place we SAndakariAns call home ! Yup I'm back for the holidays for a few weeks which i don't even know when I'm going back cause i only booked a 1 way ticket no return ticket yet hahahaha. Went out the 1st night with Jackson and dota creator Tay along with my Sifu cross and my bro for some dota which we awfully lost to those yuyuan people, dam their whole life is dota. Well then i went for our yumcha in KFc and kfc now days are breathing rats, there was a freakish rat in KFC ! probably the cashiers pet or something but anyway we did our talking and then headed back home. Went to church the next day and they sang me and Ian's favorite Christmas song "O Holy Night The Stars Are Brightly Shhiiiinnniiing" oh jeez i got carried away . . . then after that i met few people and my FRIENDS !!!!!! Woooooo johnny boy, carmy, wesley, Trish Trish, Audrey Emo girl and VickY and Raymond and Philip and like omg i lost count ! Well it was a good day so we all went for lunch together at "The Boss" which was originally A&W, on the table was John, myself, Charles, Carmen "David anN Nicole~~~", Wesley, Vicky and Trish "wateverrrr" well we all talked and laugh and talked again about lots of stuffs including "hello~~ good morning helllllooo good morning helllo gooodmorning" thanks to Marcuz who gave that to me. Then we went for a movie with the same gang + Edi, Sadik, Ade, Alvin ( Not sree) his gf and another guy. Well i met Pang Ja Yee, Yap, Timothy and some other sung siew students in the cinema. So we watch the legendary Ip Man with his Wing Choon kunfu, well lets say i can still watch that movie over and over, I love how he says " Ngo yau ta sap go" and when he beats the shit out of those Japanese kunfu people, well they suck really bad, well then we all went home and i spoiled Johnny bravos left window, i opened it but couldn't close it Sorry johnny. John and his lovely family has gone to Kota Kinabalu for holidays and to celebrate Christmas while the rest of us are still remaining here, and yes I can online di, i bought anew modem to get in contact with my lovely kamparians and klrians. Well got to take my shower now, getting stinky, see ya all~ And Kuan remember to tell me when you coming back, if your coming back later i wont head back to west so early, i love Sabah you know?

P.S : i'm putting the word out, Rm0.50 if the dog comes to me, Rm1.00 if he doesn't come to me lolx

See-Ya

2008-12-17T07:17:00.000+08:00

Bye people, will be back soon~
Take care everyone
David especially, you don't have to eat alone, there is always Ian
Zhen take care, study hard and we will meet you in degree
Kuan dont so ganas at johor please, its my hometown also
Ah B, don't cho tai di too much, later your dota start to become noob
James don't miss us, we will miss you
Tomyam dont make anymore steamboat place bankrupt
Yong keat please cut your hair and reveal your true identity
Ian i'm brining you home with me, in my heart
Peggy don't worry, were still here, we never left
Kuoky, don't taluk too much later you CLK rosak, and why so sentimental ?
Baron, the warlord, the troll, the shuffler, don't keep cursing people lah (yk)
Bye Ken, don't cycle to Pahang and don't miss our favorite Goat Fried Rice
Bye Gaanesh, keep the peace and spread the love~ Hidup India !
bye bye byeeeeeeee~

I'm leaving to a place where only monkeys sing, people dance, and we breathe in fresh air, a place over mountains and over seas, a place where i left my heart behind, the place where i am who i am, the place where i am truly me, the place where my brothers await my arrival, a place where people recognize you, a place some people call nature city, others call it Sandakan, i call it Home . . .

My dads favourite hymn

2008-12-14T06:10:00.003+08:00

Now This is what best friends do

2008-12-13T09:14:00.002+08:00

A friend, a hero, i totally agree willingly risking his life to save another life and well that injured dog lives !

Lazer Magic

2008-12-13T09:04:00.002+08:00

wow this guy is just amazing

Touching Ad's On Accidents

2008-12-13T08:56:00.002+08:00

This really makes you wanna drive safely on the road and makes me wanna take my license

Jokes, Nigger Jokes

2008-12-13T08:43:00.000+08:00

FUNNY JOKES

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi馻ta party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?
The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers

Some terms that we use

2008-12-12T16:25:00.004+08:00

In Social Physiology

Contagion
The rapid spread of emotions or behaviors through a crowd.

In dota it means, Owning
The rapid spread of happiness among teammate who are thinking that they are wining
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Mass Psychogenic Illness
The occurrence, in a group of people, of similar physical symptoms with no known physical cause.

In dota it means, Ucpro
The occurrence of a group of people who have similar physical symptoms with no cure for example playing ucpro whole night
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Public Compliance
Conforming to other people’s behavior publicly without necessarily believing in what we are doing or saying.

In dota it means, ying Chiu
Wei zeuz up 2nd and 3rd cannot meh? Yk says can lah can lah yyayayaaya can ba yayayaya
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Conformity
A change in one’s behavior due to the real or imagined influence of other people.

In out life's, Kuoky will say
IF that fat bitch is here i will WHAccck her, i will whaccck her, i will whaaack her

Who's Towing Who ?

2008-12-12T09:04:00.002+08:00

This girl obviously parks in the wrong place but when her car is clamped she makes noise and refuses to do what the man is telling her, well I cant really hear what shes saying but whatever it is it sounds like this "eh you why you clamp my car ah, wan me whack you with my new hand bag ? wan me slap you ? wan me whack you again ? you better remove the thingy on my tire, i tell you i call the police i tell you, your tow truck is a nub, you cant fight my car ! better release it now or else i will drag you !" and she did it, hmmm looks like the new Honda CRV but I'm not so sure. Never mess with a chick when she has the guts . . .

MadagascaR

2008-12-12T08:59:00.002+08:00

Lol this is the song i like to move it but its a remix by will i am former leader from the Black Eye Peas, oh yeah they like to move it !

GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYYYYY !

2008-12-10T04:43:00.000+08:00

Ghaany ! The boss belanja us again ! 0.o today for the 2nd time . . . We was about to go so we said "kira boss" when he came he said boss besar Amin Belaja . . . then he asked us why tak makan ? And i said i makan di mah nasi lemak . . . And James = Ah betul kah ? Free ? Makan ? Nasi lemak satu ! ahahahha eh eh eh betul ni saya makan . . . eh eh bukan Nasi Lemak AYAM satu hahaha, so we waited for him to eat his Fat Chicken Rice and we left . . . Damn i love Ghaany now, more than ever ! woooooooo~ Their food and their services are excellent beyond any other mamak shop in Kampar !

Yong Keat, Mat Rempit Attempt 1 - Failed

2008-12-10T02:53:00.000+08:00

His hand where the wound is what is preventing him from Dota-ing !

The useless doctor from applying medicine

Yup here is where he lost the piece of meat ! a HOLE !! like my leg last time

His leg ! ouch he traded some skin with the road

Still wanna ride your motorbike ?

Ps: Don't forget Baron when your going out for dinner~

You may have heard all the stories, one where he fell down looking at girls, one where he fell down trying to be mat rempit, one where he fell down because he didn't wanna host a dota game for us, one where he forgot to call baron out for dinner.

Well it all happen after dinner, we went to Sutera for dinner, the car was full so Ian sat on Yong keat's motor on the way for dinner and when he reached Ian went "omg I'ts so dangerous la" and when we were eating Ian couldn't eat, he felt like vomiting so he said he don't wanna sit on the motor on the way back so i Volunteered ! Wooo Yong keat twist the handle to the medal and went at 100km/j Woooo the wind was blowing so strong that i couldn't speak except for one word " WAAA LOWEE WEEE EH HH" well we finally reach home and i got down and went upstairs, as i put my key and my wallet on the table "dumba dum dum ba dumba dum dum ba" Ian was calling so i answer and it was so noisy till i heard the word "antiseptic cream" i asked him why you wan antiseptic cream ? He said YK ACCIDENT ! I was like WTF? I just got of his bike ! So i ran to kuokys house and he was already in the car waiting to leave for the Clinic. Well the mediclinic was close so we had to go to the Pariah MC Selling clinic, there they were so so lame where they asked us to fill in the adress and after we were almost done the lady said write UTAR can di, i was like omg! Well then the doctor treated him and explained some crap theories ! Well then we all went home and on our way out of the clinic we met BARON ! Yo baron wassup, u curesed yk rite? Baron wasn emo-ing so he didn't talk much.

2008-12-09T11:48:00.000+08:00

He can't play the drum, he just hits all of it and then edits it and makes this !

He can't boom box as well, he makes all the weird sounds, records them, edits it, and poof it become koko crunch

Anyone seen God's Smile ?

2008-12-09T11:31:00.000+08:00

God is telling you that everything is gonna be okay . . .

God Smiling to Kamparians

God Smiling to someone else, forgot where this photo is from

Something you all shoud see

2008-12-08T23:17:00.000+08:00

My dream car, which i can only purchase in my dream. The Reventon

Nice nice

2008-12-08T18:43:00.000+08:00

Mass Destruction- Faithless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-MfC7pw1AM

Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether you're soar away sun or BBC 1
Misinformation is a weapon of mass destruc
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction)

My dad came into my room holding his hat
I knew he was leaving,
he sat on my bed told me some facts, son.
I have a duty, calling on me
You and your sister be brave my little soldier
And don't forget all I told ya
Your the mister of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss
Then I had to say goodbye

In the morning woke momma with a kiss on each eyelid,
Even though I'm only a kid
Certain things can't be hid
Momma grabbed me
Held me like I was made of gold
But left her inner stories untold
I said, momma it will be alright
When daddy comes home, tonight

[CHORUS]

Whether long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether you're soar away sun or BBC 1
Misinformation is a weapon of mass destruc
You could a Caucasian or a poor Asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction
Whether inflation or globalization
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether Halliburton or Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

The skin under my chin
is exploding, again.
I'm getting stress from some other children.
I'm holding it in, we taking sides, like a politian
an if I get friction we get to fightin.
I defend my dad he's the best of all men
an whatever he's doin he's doin the right thing.
Its frightenin but it makes me mad, why do all
of these people seem to hate my dad?
an if that ain't enough, now I've got these spots.
I go to sleep every night with my stomach in knots.
and whats more I can hear Mama next door
explore the radio for reports of war.
and all we ever seem to do is hide the tears,
seems Daddy been gone for years.
But he was right, now I'm geared up for the fight
an he would be proud of me if Daddy came home tonight.

[CHORUS]

My story stops here, lets be clear
This scenario is happening everywhere
And you ain't going to nirvana or farvana
You're coming right back here to live out your karma
With even more drama than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been
waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to see
That people overseas suffer just like we
Bad leadership and ego's unfettered and free
Who feed on the people they're supposed to lead
I don't need good people to pray and wait
For the lord to make it all straight
There's only now, do it right.
Cos I don't want your daddy, leaving home tonight

Kuanz jokes

2008-12-08T01:32:00.000+08:00

Kuoky was telling us how expensive was an British India casual shirt which his dad bought to wear on his sisters wedding day. He told us that the shirt was so thin in where you could see his dad's nipples, well but it cost RM600 FuyOH~!! Orang Kaya raya ni. But Kuan who was busy dreaming behind only picked up Rm600 and nipple and he said "aH? you dad's nipples cost RM600? so you means if both means RM1200 lah? holyshitness Kuan you made the joke of the night.

Well Ian jokes was better, meifong got down to go to public bank ATM to withdraw money . . . then Ian got down to let her down and after that he got back in and a conversation began
Ian : Why you don't follow her?
Dev : Why should I?
Ian : So not gentelman la you!
Dev : Shes going to withdraw money la
Ian : WHAT IF SHE GETS RAPED ?!!
Dev : IN PUBLIC BANK ? HAAHAHA
Kuoky & Zhen : hahahahahahahahaha
Dev : hahahahahahahaha
Ian : . . . . .
Ian : I have nothing to say
Dev : Then why did you open your mouth in the 1st place ? LOL

Madness

2008-12-07T00:22:00.000+08:00

Some photos of me going wild @_@

Well well if your wandering why oh why i've not posted anything recently is because we have all gone MAD ! MAD I MEAN MAD, we sleep 11-12 hours a day, sleep at 8.30am, eat lunch at 5.30pm, dinner at 8.30pn and yumcha at 12am. HOLY MADNESS COW GOAT whatever you can say. UCPROing is what we all do, well not all the rest of us are just playing around till "we" finish ucproing then we go for our daily yumcha sluurrrrp nasi koreng gambing !! Sedap tu bang ! Then we started to watch late night movies where we all camped at one house "davids house" to watch 5 movies, 4 in fast forward move and 1 in full length. Well other than that we just made ourselves laugh our own ass off every time we hang out. Darn exams are coming

What A DAY

2008-11-30T10:48:00.000+08:00

Holy shit we didn't sleep at all . . . We went for dinner and lepaked at Davids house without David because he had already gone back to Ipoh, we was playing digimon, and then NFSU2(Baron hehehehe) . . . well we then decided to go Dota but because we were dotaing all the time so we decided to watch some horror movie together . . . so we went for yumcha and chose the 4 in 1 dvd . . . which couldn't play on the PS2 and on the DVD player so we had to to Yk's house to take the DVD player, finally we could watch the movies . . . the movies suck to the max, super lame shit, except the last one . . . well we were all so excited but it happen to be in GERMAN dude how do we understand that ? We barely know what is Germany so how can we speak the language . . . Well so we changed to Kuokys movie "In The Name Of The King" starring Jason from the transporter . . . the movie was so long. Around 3 hours and after that we went for yumcha 2nd time and then for a UCPRO match with Yk and Ken and finally 7am we all went to play basket ball . . . i made my team lose cause I'm like beyond noobness in Basketball. We, Me, Kuan, Milkz, Kuoky lost to Yk, Baron, James, Zhen by 1 point dam everyone is good at it except me. Well had to chau at 8am to take my shower and head to Church, now I'm sitting here updating my blog before i fall dead on the bed. . . Tata for now or until i wake up

Twilight

2008-11-29T12:27:00.000+08:00

Well were about to go and see Twilight, what is that? Well Twilight is the time before sunrise (dawn), and the time after sunset (dusk). Sunlight scattered in the upper atmosphere illuminates the lower atmosphere, and the surface of the Earth is not completely lit or completely dark. The sun itself is not actually visible because it has not yet come over the horizon (sunrise) or it has passed below the horizon (sunset). well that is Twilight so we were about to go but suddenly everyone backed off, ah kuan was on the bed saying "ahh now ah? i'm on the bed di . . . sorry ah" and then Zhen didn't wanna go as well as James. Well so it was just 5 . . . me kuoky ian mf and david as we were about to leave Kuoky pulled out for dota, WTH?>?!>? but who can blame him, dota is a disease. Well so we left . . . on the way we were singing and laughing until it came to the toll, there was this guy trying to cut in the line, he was driving a Vios, he pushed so far that if david moved he would bang the car so we let him go only to give a chase. On the high beams, Cucukkk we followed him . . . overtook him . ... slowed down to 40km on the highway and was moving left to right annoy him . . . he go so annoyed he threw a paper cup at davids car, lol its like Orge Magi hitting Bristleback hahahahaha i can't stop laughing rofl . . . hhahahah well then we go to Ipoh and watched "twilight" which is such a great movie as in the whole movie there wasn't one part that could be boring . . . Its about a girl who fell in love with a Vampire, well i would want to spoil the story so people please go and watch in a cinema or if you can't then just buy a pirated disc from Jack Sparrow, cause isn't that pirates do ? Sell Pirated disc ? hmm uh? Well right to the end of the movie i couldn't go to toilet cause it was so damn interesting ahhh i can watch it again and again. Well on they way back David scared the shit out of the McDonald waiter working at the drive thru, his name was Thiru and he went "aaaaaaaaaa, dude its 2am la . . ." gave David his free banana pie and an ice cream and we went back to Kampar quietly. Went home and ken called me to come down for yumcha, went for yumcha then came back to Ucpro only to feed like hell, aaaa my worst score 0-11 holyshitness. Well after that we all tucked ourselves in which was like around 7am. Well that pretty much what happen last night hmmm or should i say this morning ? hmm naaaah its last night

Oh ya forgot to mention that David is the Rubiks man, when we were stuck at the toll line Ian dared David to finish it before we reached and guess what, he Did hahahah lol Ian

Happy Birthday Mum !

2008-11-26T20:38:00.000+08:00

My mum and my sisters, don't ask me which is my mum its so obvious shes the mum

Well its my mums birthday today, 25th of November 2008. I didn't have time to post it yesterday so i had to do it today @_@. Ahhh its mums birthday and I'm not back in Sandakan and couldn't get her a gift but well better late then never so Mummy your burfday present will be arriving in December, hmmm I wonder hows the atmosphere like back in the nature city, Well mum i might be over some mountains and across a sea but I'm always there when you need me . . . or should i say when i need you you're always there. I've might not been the best son, well who has right? Always shouting when things are not done the way i want it to be, always ignoring her advice, but now i realize that my mum brought me up in away that i can be myself as well get through life. She held a rope to our waist and slowly let lose the rope bit by bit and now i understand why she did that. After seeing lots of my friends who's mums forced them to study go astray, they did badly and some even moved to different colleges. Well i play a lot, go to kl a lot, go here and there while enjoying life and still get through my exams as well as going to church, i don't need someone holding a gun at point blank to my head to make me study . . . I just think of home sitting on that big brown dinning table reading my biology at 4am when SPM was around the corner and i start to think about studying and eventually i will study well lol. I miss those Milo's and Sandwiches you made while i was busy Doting, ya you heard me right, my mums makes me snacks even when i play DotA ! Awesome right hahahaha. Well i miss home as much as i miss Ipoh Road's "yong taufu" well actually i miss home more . . . its not just a house with my family inside but its almost where my memories are. But never fear cause Dev is near . . . will be heading back this December along with my brother Charlie boy ^_^ which by the way hasn't replied my missed calls . . . titi for now tata for December 18th

Johny Bravo

2008-11-24T15:40:00.000+08:00

John in Color

John in Black & White

ahhhhhhhhhh Johnny Bravo ! This is my little brother that I've always been talking about . . . My brother, not precisely but my brother from another mother and my brother in Christ. Well lets see I met him in Church for the 1st time when he asked the Pastor to pray for "@#$@%$^@!!@!>>>@!#@!#!@" which you all wouldn't really understand hahahahahah. Well ever since then we used to lepak everywhere, from his house to my house, to Church, to Onnet, to the duck mee shop, to Habeeb, to 7-heaven, to Jesselton Coffee, to Ultimate, to the Funfair (the scary house which we ruined) to Star Cineplex, To Tong's Perdana, to Edi's Avanza, to my mum's wira and to his mums Ninja to his aunt's house omg it seems like we're everywhere . . . Haizz i miss those good old days but it seems like its coming around again . . . December 18th Bro ! Will be there hug and kiss you lol. Oh my i forgot to introduce him, This is John, Johnathan Poon Seng Joe, His 17 years old and has just finished his SPM, His rich but richer in Christ, his a COGS member, his a good boy and a great friend, when you and your buddy do something stupid and get caught, he is not the one coming to bail you out but he is the one sitting next to you saying "dam we're screwed" haha his very hard to find and his always there when i need him except for scary movies haha Kuoky, James and Ah B you found a new partner. Well how do i put this, ever since my bro left Sandakan for LKW, I've been super gluing with Johnny over there till i left Sandakan . . . dam it was sad and now his gonna leave Malaysia to study overseas but his heart will still be in Sandakan, Grandview precisely. Well i just cant wait till i finish my accounts paper and take the AK047 plane back to Sandakan to do what we do best, lepak . . . all around Sandakan as were both free for the 1st few days before Christmas comes . . . Ahh the Christmas mode is coming . . . i can hear Kenny G's "white Christmas". Ahh i can't wait to get back to Sandakan.

Sleepy Head

2008-11-24T00:49:00.000+08:00

OMG Who took this photo while i was listening to "just dance da dup di di da da by lady gagagaga" in the konsotium bus to kl ? Who ? Who ? I'm gonna kill you, I'm a man of my word!

Mei Mei Sotong Gila

2008-11-24T00:30:00.000+08:00

Ini kawan saya, Mei Mei namaya. She is so cutee sometimes when she acts cute well who doesn't act cute rite? Well well where do i start ? hmmm maybe the part where is is a bit nuts ! She goes to Khakabo with a bolster !! WTH??? See the photo if you do not believe me. At one time she fell asleep with her unethical panda friend which brought a pillow . . . omg they are beyond godlike in sleeping. Well shes always there to help us out but sometimes she gets angry to fast(Don't Whack me later) beside nobody is perfect. She is always there to help anyone of us who is in need, she is the Mei Mei of our group, as in the smallest in our group "Short" lol or in other words she is also know as the alarm clock and the reasons that we wake up for class, maybe for me @_@. Somehow she always gets treated badly by some people who are unethical, common la you got a problem with me don't release it on poor Mei Mei, shes fragile kononya. She always makes some lame joke to make us laugh like when Ian was talking about the 2 girls that got raped, Then meifong asked Ian "so where are they now" Ian with his jokes answerd "FUN FAIR" and meifong went "Ah really ah ?" And Ian said " your head la, sure after raped gone to hospital la" Lol Mei Mei ur lame cold jokes makes a good laughter for us. Hmm what else to write leh ? Other that she loves the bolster . . . "I ain't got no money, but i got some time, whats mine is yours girl whats yours is mine, we are what we are no need to apologize" omg got carried away with The Way I Are(One republic remix). Her theme in life is "drama for life" cause she always watches those dramas until she started watching really lame dramas where the cat and dogs can talk and can heal each other, another beyond godlike skill she got . . . Well that's all for now and by the way she likes to say Soooooo cuttt-eeeeeee-e-ee--ee-e-

Fairy tales for the grown up

2008-11-23T10:48:00.003+08:00

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs

Rapunzel

Superman

Red Ridding Hood

Cinderella

Wake up call

2008-11-23T10:35:00.000+08:00

This is not the bird that woke me up, but since it reminded me of an eagle in church so here is a pic of an eagle

After testing out our theory, which means me, ken a.k.a emo and yk a.k.a ah girl. We proved it right. The theory was we were losing at dota due to lacking of chatting among each other, so we did chat about lots of stuffs and we owned 3 times in a row, one game even after i fed the enemy 10 times i was still able to buy a divine and bao was on the pawning sprees and ken's gorgon was a super tanker not to mention that he triple killed at level 8. Well then we finish at 6.15am, and it was Sunday morning which means going to church to praise the lord. Well so i decide to rest my head on my uneven color bed, as i almost dozed off suddenly there was some noise which sounded like a bird, and when i looked to my windows, there was a bird sitting there making made some weird understandable noise, it sounded like "wake up" but in bird language, i didn't move and it said it again, then i went to on the light and the bird left soaring away like an eagle. Well come to think of it now, if it wasn't because of that bird i would have slept off and missed Church, The Satan failed again thanks to a little bird who said wake up or was i imagining it well whatever it is i went to church and the guy which i forgot his name for uncertain reasons said that there was this book for sale which had stories from children taking refuge in refugees camps (dollar dollar bill ya) in Malaysia, He read 2 stories from the book and it was really sad how the girl who was supporting her family at the age of 13 was raped my soldiers and then separated from her parents and she is still wishing to see her parents.

Tangled up

2008-11-19T10:27:00.000+08:00

Life is not a straight road, if it is then life will be easy for everyone, Life is hard so death must be easy I'm guessing. Well your life now is probably made up by all the excuses you made during your life. Well we will face many obstacles in our life I'm guessing some of it this. . . . .

Persians, who gave us this name ? And it seems like its a bad omen, when it comes to Persians its like the worst thing ever. Well if it is then so be it . . .

"I am the sea!", well opps i think I'm getting carried away by Davy Jones in Pirates of The Caribbean. It seems that since I arrived in utar I've always tangled up in other peoples problem, why ? I don't know why. Maybe because i help my friends too much hmm someone told me this before, someone very important to me. It seems when i help out and when things get better people start to point fingers and they all seem to point at me, lol what did i do ? Well nevertheless it used to happen when I'm back in Sandakan as well so I'm kinda use to this backstabbing stuffs. But I don't get it why people believe so easily, if i told you my dad had elephant egg soup yesterday in a remote part of Indonesia. I'm guessing a lot of you all will believe but come to think of it Elephants don't lay eggs, they give birth to dumbos. I'm just the way I are and so is all my friends, something are left untold but today i will tell you a little story. Long long ago but not so long ago a certain alphabet named "u's" had a little plot, the plot was not to let Captain Davy Jones bring along his pet the "kraken" to drink a little rum. Sadly the plot failed as Davy Jones said "Let no joyful voice be heard, let no man look up to the sky with hope, and let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake the Kraken". Well they pissed him off after he did a lot for the east India trading company so hmmm. well he did wake the kraken but you see Mr.Davy Jones inst a man of forgiveness, he remembers the cursed day and so he cut out his own heart in order to get vengeance, he left it in a chest for too long leaving it vulnerable for someone to stab it. Well he is a cruel man, the story resembles something . . . I'm guessing only "Persians" can answer it cause kononya we like drama ? LoL that's a new one. Staining us with that squid ink not realizing that we have Clorox. Go ahead tell them its me who made you sad, tell them the fairy tale's gone bad.

The dobi is a place where we clean our clothes so we look neat outside but how about inside? The dobi is a place to cleanse your clothes, The Church or any religious place is the place to cleanse your soul.

Ahhh Dot.A

2008-11-16T10:37:00.000+08:00

Well despite spending 12 hours at Sky Online i was already exhausted the by cleaning my room the day before, well if you all had been reading i did a post about it. Well after saying that i just realized, Does anyone read my blog? Omg Am I typing it all just for me to express myself but if no one sees why express . . . Well lets get back to the tournament, we started off at 9 after flipping the coin, we picked sentinel, and banned some heroes and started, was kinda easy as we were all pumped up like Sven's God Strength. Then we went for breakfast only to fill our stomachs to continue our game for the second match. The 2nd match was a bit of a problem as our opponent had been watching us playing and studying our weakness, they watched our entire 1st match and they did what everyone did, they banned our axe, they banned our shadow fiend, Well dam so we had to do slight modification, I took tiny and Kent was so nervous, we asked him "which hero you can use best ?" he was speechless "then i said what hero you like to use?" no answer from ken, so i had to list some heroes out. "So Ken you can pick Naga Siren . . . Morphling . . . erm or" Ken denggan penuh semagant cakap "Say earlier lah i take morphling ! Take morphling" so we played. We had trouble at the beggining where the enemy's Sandking kept giving us a migrain but we moved on and it all came down to one final push, i took the bottom and yk, B, ken and tomyam took the top. Enemy took the mid lane, they're were going for one thing only, Our Tree Of Life. Ah B asked us to go back but i said no, continue, lets see who's faster. We had our secret weapon, the death prophet or more likely our nuclear for towers. We broke the bottom and top tower but the barracks we didn't bother to destroy because we too had only one thing on our mind . . . The Frozen Throne, well it all came down to both teams hitting each others primary tower so it was intense. People stood behind watching and the Manager of Malaysia's number 2 team was observing our game. We broke 2 towers and "earthquake !!" sandking blinked out of no where and i the stone giant level 18 fell hard . . . for a minute i lost hope, i though it was all over, but i forgot about our 23 ghosts eating the throne. Then i looked at our base and they had only destroyed one of our towers and finally we won. The Malaysia's 2nd team manager shook our hands saying "good game, i was watching" and then he left. Well we didn't want to be boastful so I went and shook the team leaders hand telling him it was a good game. Well we played played and finally lost to the Future team which was also the 2nd team which lost to MZ, Now this is where it gets unfair, they had 4 teams that were'nt from kampar,MZ came down all the way from Alor Setar, Kedah to play at Kampar with their Razor mouse and mousepads they played and they were like real prophets, When the game started one of them typed -ma and said 55 minutes end and they ended the game in 54 minutes. Well anyway we showed them who were are, what were made of but well they don't play dota, they study it so when it come to studying you all know were lazy so that's about it. Gotta go to church now see ya all for lunch

The House Maid Mr.Dev

2008-11-14T18:23:00.000+08:00

Well after playing 3 matches which we all won with Kuan, James, B, Zhen and myself and while we were walking to the counter to pay our bill when we saw the Dota lenglui again . . . Her team owned us badly last night T_T well we just wasn't prepared and TOMYAM was throwing water because he wanted her phone number . . . well who can blame him ? She is kinda hot and beautiful as well she plays dota, now thats something you don't find easily. So I collected my laundry and headed back to my room only to realize that po po lau yeah yeah meifong took my house keys, she came in about 15 minutes and gave it back and then to my surprise for the first time I actually thought my room was messy. (Dev said his room is messy??!!) Yup and after doing my assignment on self-esteem i learned that I can boost my self-esteem if I do something that I always wanted to do . . . which is DOTA well since i already played dota so i took my body, mind and soul and put it to work and to increase my self-esteem (hmm wonder what a boost of self-esteem will do to me). I started of by cleaning my fan which seems like it took a visit to dust world and came back, after that i cleaned all those cob webs hanging around. I wonder how those things come about, today its not there and tomorrow you "poof" you see 3 or 4 of them well doesn't really matter now cause they're all gone. Then i swept my floor and moped it . . . and then swept and moped the common area and then the sink and then arranged Gaanesh's food stuff nicely on the table. Then i moved on to the bathroom, started with the toilet and ended up bathing . . . freaking tired but not gonna stop till I've got it all done so i continued non-stop. Moved on the my desk, cleaned all the dust and rearranged it nicely so it looks more neat, more like Dev's Desk. Well seems pretty hard to believe coming from my hands so if you wish to see for yourself please pay a friendly visit to 1487 B/4. Argghhh I'm so tired but with the 10% remaining energy I have to put it all down in black & white and then i still have a barbecue to attend. Well I'm sorry if i come late cause i'm all drained out, i need my rest for our tournament tomorrow and i don't plan on leaving SKY Online any time in the morning . . . . Well guys see you all later

Signing Out
Dev The Maid

Money ? Is that all ?

2008-11-12T18:43:00.000+08:00

To my surprise that people actually thought i cared about their money. Well if i did i wouldn't be friends with all of you all because i'm so so pooor. Well we hang out and pay for own food, we club and we share the cost, we dota and pay for own bill. Since when "I" needed to ask anyone to pay for my clubbing ? Since when did i need someone else to feed me ? Well just don't believe everything you hear, its not what it seems. Well if i wanted i could act rich but whats the point ? Ask Tuan lam, i was his friend when he was driving his crappy kancil and he said he lives in a rumah papan, i was still his friend after i knew he lived in a RM700,000 house and drove a 2.7 Rexton. Whats wrong with all of you all. . . . I wonder what i'll be if i had money

YING LAI CHAN

2008-11-09T19:28:00.000+08:00

You know my friend Ah ying ? Well she makes a lot of money. Now she even does advertisements for Yahoo LOL . . . creative leh her eyes . . . oh ya by the ways that her friends from her Eco system in china. Shes kinda in danger as her ecosystem is being destroyed by illegal logging and forest fires and just for fun because people wan the panda skin for making LV hand bangs and Gucci slippers and for other reasons you don't wanna know so please take care of panda's

Bands Of Lies

2008-11-09T18:46:00.000+08:00

Well how do you get into a VIP area in Euphoria ? Well here's a few ways

1. You own the Club
2. You know Alveen
3. You are friends with the manager
4. You know the Dj's girlfriend
5. You know a guy called Alfred Yap and a whole bunch of friends who are good at lying

No.5 was our selection because my friend who was suppose to get us there was sleeping for the WHOLE DAY with 78! Miss calls and I bet 40 are from me and 8-10 from Ian and a few more from Omar. Well after returning from Ipoh we went to KL for our friends birthday party. Well even though I didn't know Kelvin that well I still went cause of Alfred, no no not Bruce Waynes butler but Alfred Yap Tuan lam. Well we all had fun like usual and we lied our way to the VIP area, we had this thingy which was written Alfred on side and reserved on the other side, we took that thingy and moved it to the sofa set and threw the reserved thingy on the sofa sat down. The bouncer kept looking so i took that reserved thingy and hid it in my jeans and took it to the toilet and left it there. Soon the person who had originally reserved that place came and too bad cause we were sitting there so the staff moved us up to the VIP area awwww yeaaah awesome rite? I got my temporary membership card as well but the original one will only be released don't know when.

What it looked like that night

Well after that we headed back to "leng zhai" Adam's house to cut the cake which ended up in smashing cakes on each others face and Ah Fatt and Kelvin went all out, Jazz was just too sleepy and tired and Ian was still recovering from trying to drink motor oil he thought he was James Bond Junior and motor oil wasn't a challenge for him. While passing the toll he started to yell "penculik penculik ! Tolong saya kena cuilk ! Penculik Penculik ! and then terima kasih Syazwani as that was the toll attendants name" Well some stories will not go down in history, some stories wont be written in the blog and this "some" stories will be heard among the people at Ghaany Corner.

Me, Ian and Lams Drought Beer
The Reserved sign which we hid the bathroom
Well look ! its Alfred on a reserved sign

Bond !

2008-11-09T18:39:00.000+08:00

Well the movie was awesome but the part with the sport car and I'm talking Aston Martin sport car finished pretty fast. Well this movie was about a secret organization called the Quantum and they're taking over countries by black market. And the 1st rule you must learn about them is that "We Have People Everywhere!" Well the Bond girl was hot as usual and the 2nd bond girl Miss Fields were hot as well but she died pretty ugly when she was drowned in motor oil. Well never fear cause James Bond avenged her by dropping off Dominic Green (I'm guessing his name is only Dominic and the "green" he got from being the President of Green Planet or something) in the middle of the dessert and giving him a can of motor oil to help him with his long walk and guess what, he was found dead with 2 gunshot bullets to his head and motor oil was found in his stomach contents LOL he actually drank motor oil well a friend of mine was going to do the same but we stopped him. Well it all went well and Bond finally got his vengeance and was able to control himself but not killing the guy who hurt him the most and when he asked not to leave he turned back and said "I never left"

Agent double O seven

2008-11-08T11:18:00.000+08:00

Yeah baby! Bond . . . James Bond as Daniel Craig that macho classy secret agent is back in the new movie "quantum of solace" which is where Bond seeks revenge for the death of Vesper Lynd, (some ex girlfriend of his i guess) and is assisted by the new bond girl Camille Montes and they ain't nice people when it comes to vengence. The movie is out and I'm going to watch with Ian. The trailer was awesome that it got me holding up my hand as if i was holding a gun, Like in the picture every time i saw the trailer, poster or even talking about it. Will let you all know how it goes when i get back . . . leaving in approximately 1 hour 2 minutes and 5 sec

Its at the end where it all starts

2008-11-08T03:22:00.000+08:00

There is no real definition to the word "life" what is it ? Something we must appreciate? Well how are those people who were born without an eye or without being able to hear appreciate it? Life is just the opposite word for death meaning being able to breathe, see, hear, talk, smell, socialize and so on but there is no exact meaning to it. Well if someone can find it please tell me.
What can one say in this situation ? Asked from me now taken away, given but not accepted. Where did everyone go ? Shot text messaged, miss calls, what does it all mean to me, well frankly now it means nothing. I am myself if I wasn't that then I wouldn't go by name of Dev. I can only be myself and no one else, whats the point of putting on a mask, I am what I am, when you are yourself it is then and only then you will feel alive. "Practice makes perfect and since no one is perfect so why practice" Words from Ian, come to think about that, all of us are waiting for a brighter future now, we go about saying next year is gonna be better. We said that today rite? How bout last year and the year before? Stop waiting for fate to change your life, you will get nowhere. I learned that today . . . waiting will only slow you down, leaving you miserable and vulnerable to even an ant bite, your friends will leave you, you will fade away and no longer remembered by those you helped and cared about and eventually you will spend the rest of your life thinking "why didn't i do something " while life slowly takes the breath right out of you. When you walk into a tunnel, make sure you leave a trail so you can pull out before its too late or else it will be nothing less than putting salt into an open wound. I close my eyes, I was my hands of this mess. Therefore I'm doing what I should do, maybe sometime people will understand.

Surrender to nothing, i gave up everything i had. A new day is coming and I am finally free
I don't plan for the everyday life, I make it up as I go.

Friday the 7th

2008-11-07T18:51:00.000+08:00

Lets see i woke up at 10.47am thinking that class was at 11am so i text Wu Wu boy to see if his going i sent a message "class?" he replied "yeah" and i replied "what time?" he called me and told me class finish at 12pm and i was like awwww i missed it again but it doesn't really matter cause i was too tired to get up despite my 5 alarms ringing next to my ear drum well this is all because of Alfred !! Lets rewind the clock back to 7pm yesterday when he called me to say his coming down to kampar for one our friends birthday and then going back at 3am and i was like awwwsome ! So i was waiting waiting for him to call but no sign then i slept off only to be awaken by the Kraken Lol i mean meifong cause she wanted me to teach her finance (yeah rite like I'm capable of teaching finance) give me a computer man I'll teach you D.O.T.A well then there was a knock knock and it wasn't ians cause you would have heard some animal noises with the knocks and "POOF" it became koko crunch LoL i mean it was tuan lam. We then we to surprise our friend and then for some supper as it was getting a little pass my bedtime hour. But before supper they cut the cake and shoved it on each others face when kuoky started the cake fight but thank God they didn't touch me cause I'm chocolate, you put chocolate on its still chocolate so whats the point heh? Its like putting milk into your milkshake. Well then we went to Ghaany, yup the only mamak stall that serves 80 types of roti including roti Milo and roti UTAR. Well the yumcha session was joined by myself, Ian, lam, ah b, david, zhen, james, ewin, markes, kuoky, kent and vunjay. We chit chat or should i say tits tats till 3am in the morning and Lam said his 2 sleepy to drive back so he will be staying over night. Awesome again . . . went for lunch with him and then he left. Gonna meet him tomorrow for another birthday bash . . . looking forward to that.

My Baby Cousin

2008-11-06T13:31:00.000+08:00

See that smile awwww
oh your taking my photo heh
take the photo or not i'm not gonna smile
they think i'm a toy issit ? but i like it
ah daddy o
aahh daddy oooo
ahh mummy ooo
i'm learning the drum with sharad
now his clapping cause i told him a really good story
my day to the beach
just chilling with shaz
I AM DHIREN
Ah no place like home . . . Mums hands
Leaving beach, sad

The Boats With Steam

2008-11-06T11:00:00.000+08:00

Tomyammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that was what we needed to make our money worth the food. Its Rm 20 per person and Tomyam can eat so we will not waste our money. So 2 cars went, Wu Wu de vios and David de X-Trail. We left 1st because David and I wanted to go to gym to burn some calories so when we eat at night we will only put on slightly little less that if we didn't head to gym. Well as we all know david is rich so he brought me to the Sultan of Perak club, my god when you enter the only thing you can see is BMW's, X5's Mercs, Harriers, CLks and so on. We went for gym for about 1 hours + then we headed back to Davids house to take a shower and then for steamboat. Well we by the way we is a big WE which includes David, Zhen, James, Ian, Me, Kuan, Ah B, Ying, Meifong, Tomyam, Yong keat and our beloved Kei Jun from Ipoh which we invited to tag along with us. Eating eating eating and well all said were full and tomyam looked up and thought for a while and then said " ermm I just reach half tank like dat lor" and we was all wTF ??!!! We then ordered ice cream well who didn't wan our favorite yam ice cream served at Momo Cafe which is also a Gay club in Penang, So we orderd 20 ice creams and when the lady took the order she went "20 yam ice cream ??!" and then she left but not for long returning with sad news as they only had strawberry and chocolate (my skin color) and so we ordered 10 of each. We ate our self's to the maximum and then took a few pictures and was off back to kampar but once we walked out keijun asked us to dota one match has we had 10 people so who couldn't say no to dota after a heavy dinner and with cute keijun inviting, its really hard to say no to dota. We played 1 match and left back to kampar singing all the way in Davids car where Ian was nicely sleeping and he said "I love this car" LOL.

Pictures are worth a thousand words

There you go the 12 of us
Look at tomyam, what he ate i mean, cute betul budak ni
James, there is no reason for you to show ur finger to the camera, but we still love you
Ah b slurping down the chocolate ice-cream that looks like shit
When zhen is full he also looks like his high on drugs

What do you see?

2008-11-02T19:25:00.000+08:00

When i look into the mirror I see myself, and the scary part is that his not Dev, his something else.

I'm never going to win the war, Its a never ending battle that will consume me. Let me asked you, if you knew me for 1 year and a stranger said i called you a an idiot would you believe him or ask me? He would ask me but I'm not sure of the rest.
What are we holding on to ? More important what am I holding on to ? I'm not sure what I'm holding on to, i was holding on to you but you cheated on him. Now I'm falling apart, breaking inside, even if she comes to Utar I wont be around her, enough pain has been inflicted on one's cause. I say this for myself as well, I'm sorry for all those i hurt before, and this is not just a sentence, its my heart apologizing. I'm getting all the mockery, I never said anything . . . yet "they" keep talking me, I don't know Tamil ? so what? I'm not mixing with Indians ? So what? Live your own damn life why poke your nose into mine ? Can't stand the sight of me then don't look. I've seen it before, friends arguing, fighting over a small thing, crumbling their own soul, I've seen it. He did it, she did it all of them did it, everyone makes mistakes, it takes one to start a fight it needs two to make up.
Why am I alone out here? Sometimes I wonder if God planned for all this to happen, I cant make my own decision and time is not on my hands. Jigsaw told his wife "you can't save everyone, they have to save themselves" I think that is just what I'm gonna do but know this, my friends I have, my friends that smiles at me everyday, I'm not a person who forgets easily, I wont forget how each and everyone of you have helped me and you will not forgotten, ask and you shall receive, call and I will answer.
Maybe the locked door was a sign for me that I should not have return, the scream was probably my problems, the blood was what I'll become if I continue. Who are my friends ? I cant answer that and I have no answer to why I cant but the one, the one who sits with me, the one who would risk their life for me, I know who that is, If you go make sure you've taken me with you.
YOU, i cant stand to look at you, don't you know how much pain you've caused him ? You know how much i went through just listening to his voice ? You don't even care, well karma goes around i hope when it hits you i wont be there to watch it. What do you all see ?

Don't be fooled by your eye, talk and listen, trust who you know, observe and strike. Somethings cant just can't be seen by the naked eye.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID a.k.a Razorboy

2008-10-30T14:28:00.000+08:00

Well well its Davids 18th Birthday, His finally a Teen! hmmh you don't know David ? Then you don't know Utar that well I'm guessing. His that handsome guy driving AFA3808 Nissan X-Trail, yup he is rich as well, and he owns a house in westlake, wow that like Nescafe 3 in 1 man. He also is famous for saying "you know what is backdoor? ah ah backdoor is the backdoor of your house ah? I tell you backdoor is the way tut tut tut" well lets not go further. That elaboration of "Backdoor" sent one Utar student to China to sell ginseng. Well it was his Birthday and as a good friend his been we decided to repay him in kind, So we bought a cake and planned to surprise him at 12.00am. So we all put our little brains to some thinking and came up with an idea, so we got a chocolate cake and lit the candles up and went to his house, he was busy playing Dota in Garena Client at that time so we put the cake on the table downstairs, off the lights and we all hid. No sign of David so Zhen had a good idea, he took the cattle cover and said "fire in the hole" plang plang plang plaaang the noise was so loud but Dota had a stronger grip on David as he was pawning using his Tidehunder acting as a girl lagi aduiii. So I took the cover and dropped it near the stairs thinking he will hear it but he was too deep into Dota so we moved on to plan B, "MAIN SWITCH zhen, Off It, Do it" and poof the lights when out and David cried "I GG-ing Ahhhhhh" we all couldn't help to laugh but silently, soon David came walking down the stairs and when he saw the cake we went SURPRISE and started singing the birthday song . . . He was so happy, you could tell by that smile he had on his face. It got very hot as the fans were off and everyone started sweating so we put on the lights ate some cake and then well you know what happens when a group of friends get together where all these friends know how to play Dota. Yup we went to Khakabo for some more fun, Ah b asked me earlier if we wanna play dota tonight but I told him that after we give David the suprise he will feel so touched and will asks us to go to Khakabo hahaha it happended (I'm a Prophet), this Khakabo trip had a price, Tomyams tutorial was forsaken as well as Davids 8am class. Well it was a hell of a night for all of us, we all enjoyed it to the max.
Well David on behalf of all our friends I'm hereby wishing you HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again and may all your wishes come true

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The legendary 10 dota players at our favorite Khakabo Cyber Cafe

Look at zhen, the guy in the middle who swiped David with some chocolate cake

Were showing candle fingers ! No its not rude, its candles so count and i will get 16, but davids 18 worr, hmm owh owh look at our leng lui she showed 2 16 + 2 = 18

nothing much happening in this picture

DaDdy-Oh

2008-10-23T18:34:00.001+08:00

Ahaaaa this is my Father, well but this photo is kinda old leh . . .

Well well who knew my dad was so handsome, well if I'm handsome (which I'm not) I must have got it from him, maybe as I grow older. Handsome rite? Haha my sister found this picture hidden somewhere if my grandfathers photo album and no one could guess who was the guy in the Picture. Well it happens to be my dad which at that time was working as a Lab Assistant in a school which i can't really seem to remember the name. Awesome ! Who would have thought my dad was so handsome, so wonder my mum fell in love with him

The Bentley Continental GT (NEW)

2008-10-23T10:54:00.000+08:00

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This photo was taken and edited by Charles, as you can see its not so nice in the first photo but after some touching by a LKW students it looks beautiful muaaah!
This car was parked in the Valet Parking in Pavilion and the security was kind enough to let Charlie boy snap some shots

The Bentley Continental GT is a grand tourer coupé with two doors and a 2+2 seating arrangement, released in 2003, replacing the previous Rolls-Royce-based Continental R and T.

Sheis equipped with a 6.0L, twin-turbocharged W12 engine Wawawewaa, producing 552 hp (412 kW), with a top speed of 198 mph (319 km/h) which will easily outrun by Malaysian Police Vehicles. The car is designed by Belgian designer, Dirk van Braeckel (He studies at LKW, creative design mah). The Continental GT is built on the Volkswagen Group D1 platform. Largely, it could be considered a rebadged Volkswagen Phaeton, with a different styling and a more powerful engine.

This is the edited picture by Charles, but this time its the front view. This car is so making me wanna rob any bank nearby and just put a down payment, drive it till i get caught. Well at least it will be written in the Headlines "Boy who rob bank caught in luxury car a.k.a Bentley Continental GT"

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The Volkswagen Phaeton

Nice ! Mamamia! This is the Volkswagen Phateon, wooaaahh I would like to drive one maaan or even just sit in one . . . This car would probably cost about 1 Million ++. The continental GT got the idea from this car and most of the technical components are identical to those on the Bentley Continental GT.

Details

Manufacturer: Bentley

Parent company: Volkswagen Group

Production: 2003—????

Assembly: Crewe, England Osnabruck, Germany (Convertible Roof)

Predecessor: Bentley Continental R, Bentley Continental T

Body style(s): 2-door coupé

Layout: (FR)Front-engine,four-wheel drive

Platform: Volkswagen Group D1 platform

Engine(s): 6.0L W12

Transmission(s): 6-speed automatic

Wheelbase: 108.1 in (2746 mm)

Length: 2003-05: 189.3 in (4808 mm)2006-Present: 189.1 in (4803 mm)

Width: 2003-05 & GTC: 75.5 in (1918 mm)

Curb weight: 2385 kg (5258 lb)

Related: Audi A8, Bentley Continental Flying Spur, Volkswagen Phaeton

Designer: Dirk van Braeckel

Macha Won again !

2008-10-21T23:45:00.000+08:00

Never underestimate the power of a small car, well I just did and so did a lot of people and guess what ? The small car won the race . . . AGAIN

Race Class B

2008-10-21T09:30:00.000+08:00

Ini dia the race which was unexpectedly won by a kelissa, yup that's right Malaysian made Perodua Kelissa

Some cars which were present on that day

2008-10-20T17:37:00.000+08:00

Thee Golf GTi
Honda Civic Type R
Toyota Camry with nice interior design

The Class A Race

2008-10-20T07:09:00.000+08:00

I didn't record the whole race for mainly 3 reasons, First I wanted to go and see the silver top engine that everyone was talking about, second the race was kinda boring even though it had a Skyline in it and last but not least I wanted to defend the dignity of all the Nissan Skyline drivers. The guy drove his Skyline so slow man . . . tut tut tut tut like a chu chu train man, even the Proton Satria overtook him but I don't blame him, he probably didn't wanna get his baby injured or maybe trade paints with some other cars so he drove slow but we could hear the power when he changed gears. And the Volkswagen in this race sucks cause it's an automatic car and the guy is probably some rich dude who has money but doesn't know how to drive a manual car. But overall the race rocks because the Skyline and Satria were both competing to get 2nd last, you get meh LOL